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| Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 44 | |
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DA More please, I want more |
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I just want... ah, nothing, who am I kidding.
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You are so precious
  
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 Awww shucks, thanks! 
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If you could ... that would be awesome
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Be the reason someone feels loved.
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DA,
You have been advised, that I move at two speeds. Slow and slower. Continuing to push, will only result in the cessation of all movement.
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Just move on
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Never hit your Mother with a Shovel, it will leave a dull impression on her mind.
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If my eyes get stuck in this position
 I'm blaming you. It happens virtually every time I read one of your posts.
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The freaks are in overdrive can you fix that pleeeaaassee
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I could make it freakier?
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Let's find out
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Dearest weirdo please stop kicking me my butt is surely bruised by now
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DA,
Iffin you're gonna open an "authentic" Eye-talian restaurant in North Texas... And, a customer orders linguine with clam sauce, it might be beneficial if your dumbfounded waitstaff doesn't ask, "Ling whuuuuut?". Just close it down, and lease a pizza hut franchise. Moron. 
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DA, Iffin you're gonna open an "authentic" Eye-talian restaurant in North Texas... And, a customer orders linguine with clam sauce, it might be beneficial if your dumbfounded waitstaff doesn't ask, "Ling whuuuuut?". Just close it down, and lease a pizza hut franchise. Moron.
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DA How do I get the guts to tell him |
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Take a deep breathe and just spit it out.
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Exactly
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I tried and I had a little alcohol in my system but still couldn’t spit it out |
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