Topic: Let's hear your midnight confession | |
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Dear God, I misplaced my Bible and study book. Please don't send me to hell.
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Good! There is already more than enough seriousness in these forums. NOOOooooo Say it isn't SOOOOoooo! |
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Good! There is already more than enough seriousness in these forums. Amen |
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i confess it was amusing watching her where more of her snack than she ate
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Edited by
Unknow
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Mon 11/05/18 05:19 PM
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I confess I would have liked help finding the missing cashew
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I confess too....
I didn’t wanna do it, I really didn’t! The devil made me do it |
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i confess i was no where near ottawa
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I often think about eating a whole cake. And I don't just mean, a small single portion of cake. But a great big whole 1, all to myself. Not only that, sometimes I do more than just think about it. I actually do it.
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I must confess, I've had a secret desire to put my toes in cake batter.
Not only that, sometimes I do more than just think about it. I actually do it. Most recently when I was in the UK... |
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and to think I once liked him
I confess, I'm considering hiring a hitman |
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and to think I once liked him I confess, I'm considering hiring a hitman How much does it pay? Confession.... I’m considering becoming a hit woman. |
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Edited by
d__u__b
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Thu 11/08/18 02:14 PM
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Confession.... I’m considering becoming a hit woman. irritate them enough and they just might oblige. |
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I confess, I'm considering hiring a hitman you'll go to jail either way. you might as well cut out the middleman and reap your satisfaction. |
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I confess I kissed a frog in hopes of him becoming a prince
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how'd that work out for ya?
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I confess. I'm the one who slipped the pea under the princess's mattress and who stole the emperor's clothes.
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I bought sour patch kids. The fire kind. They are terrible but I keep eating them.
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I confess I paid all those 20somethings to keep checking out your profile...
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I confess, I'm considering hiring a hitman you'll go to jail either way. you might as well cut out the middleman and reap your satisfaction. No, if I kill someone I know, it can come back at me. Kill a stranger and get paid. |
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I confess- I cuss out rotten drivers. Out loud. Its especially frustrating when I'm racing through town- at the speed limit. No, I'm not speeding, everyone else is going below the posted limit.
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