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From the New York Post: "Man whose farts ended police interview pleads guilty"
A man whose excessive flatulence forced a police detective to cut shot an interrogation has pleaded guilty to federal gun and drug charges.
The Kansas City Star reports that 25-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. entered the plea Monday. The charges stem from a police traffic stop in September in Kansas City, Missouri, in which officers found a backpack with drugs and guns. Sykes was a passenger in the vehicle. A detective reported that when asked for his address, Sykes "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering." Court documents say Sykes "continued to be flatulent" and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview. Sykes will be sentenced at later date, after a pre-sentence report is completed. Back on planet Melmac, I never resorted to flatulence to end a police interview. Instead, I pointed in a particular direction and yelled, "Cat!" It worked every time. |
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Probably a Terrence and Phillip fan.
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I literally heard banjos while reading that.
Perhaps detectives will add flatulence, to their list of interrogation techniques. Good fart / bad fart, will surely render many criminal confessions. |
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This is a sick thread! I find nothing funny about farts. Unless I do it. Lol.
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One more instance where a public building smoking ban has saved lives!
- "gee I'm real sorry your mom blew up ricky." Only funny to hollywood commies! |
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