The guy who invented the motorcycle dies and goes to heaven. there he meets an angel who tells him he can enter if he made a significant addition to the way we live on earth. He obviously tells him he invented the motorcycle and is admitted into heaven and is allowed to meet anyone he wants there once. He decides to meet God.
He asks God
"You invented the woman, correct?"
God replies with a nod.
"Well I believe there's a flaw in your design of them."
"How do you mean?",
asks God.
"Well, it's to disproportional, it always makes too much noise, and the intake is too close to the exhaust."
In this, God goes to his Heaven supercomputer, punches a few keys, and with a nod returns.
"My design may be flawed, but nearest I can figure, there are more men riding my design than yours."

now that's good!!!!

Woo Hoo!!!