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that’s why god created 2 separate sexes
Yeah, I agree. That's why. It all boils down to that. Thank you for enlightening me. I'm just a man. Never could have figured that out on my own. Here's another, Women are really good at wearing bikinis. Have you ever seen a man in a full bikini? We are definately not very good at it. Was t trying to enlighten anyone just giving my opinion 
See, it is so natural no effort is even needed. |
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Likewise, how many women do you know that have broken feked up noses? They're really good at preserving face. I don’t know I don’t hang around shallow plastic surgery enhanced women |
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Women also have the uncany ability to make riding bareback on a pony barefoot beautiful.
How many guys can pull that off? |
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Women also have the ability to stop unwanted behavior with a simple look.
Men have to scream, holler and threaten violence. Such power is amazing! |
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If given the choice of being in a room with 10 naked women or 10 naked men, most men will choose the room with 10 naked women.
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As far as orgasm is concerned, a woman has a higher degree of intensity than a man, by far. While a woman can achieve that plateau on her own, a man is hard pressed to incite such a level of ecstasy in a woman.
It can be done, but shid, its a whole lotta work! |
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Women, on average during any given time period, have more occasions to provide a Homer Simpson "Doh" slap to a man than a man has opportunity to provide the same to a woman in same such time period.
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A man might see time = money.
A woman sees time as an opportunity for them to convince a man to give them their money. |
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I was right until I asked my wife/GF/sweetheart/lover.
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A man sees food as something needed to survive.
A woman sees food as something needed to get a man to do what they want him to do. |
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Edited by
Tom4Uhere
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Fri 08/10/18 09:22 PM
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A woman needs to look pretty to get a man to do as they want.
A man has to be smart, rich, resourceful, endearing, sincere, dedicated, commited to her, at the beckoning, truthful, powerful, sexy, able to lift tall buildings and jump over any obatacles, and sensitive. |
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3 out of 5 men are right.
10 out of 10 women are right and don't you ever forget that. |
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A man is happy just to get some sex.
A woman requires a whole multitude of reasons for sex to possibly happen and even those are subject to acceptance. Any one thing not just right can void the agreement. And then, its always the man's fault the agreement was voided. |
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What's a booboos? never heard of it.
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Edited by
Tom4Uhere
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Fri 08/10/18 09:38 PM
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What's a booboos? never heard of it. A booboo is an owie Y'know things that make you say OW |
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The left side of my brain is as developed as my right side.
I can do it all, besides the physical strength of lifting heavy objects. |
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that’s why god created 2 separate sexes
Yeah, I agree. That's why. It all boils down to that. Thank you for enlightening me. I'm just a man. Never could have figured that out on my own. Here's another, Women are really good at wearing bikinis. Have you ever seen a man in a full bikini? We are definately not very good at it. Apparently so  no one likes men in bikinis
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gay-man-allegedly-kicked-out-of-pool-because-of-inappropriate-swimsuit_us_5b6b0574e4b0b15abaa944ea |
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A man is happy just to get some sex. A woman requires a whole multitude of reasons for sex to possibly happen and even those are subject to acceptance. Any one thing not just right can void the agreement. And then, its always the man's fault the agreement was voided. Damn Tom, I really try to avoid your analogies... but... I might need one.. 
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Edited by
Unknow
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Sat 08/11/18 04:57 PM
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Well, lets see...hmmm. A woman can better explain a romantic movie than any man can. I flat out can't watch romantic movies without a woman present. I keep expecting explosions and azzkickery and when that doesn't happen I get perplexed? It takes a woman to explain why I should like that movie. I think its how they drive the 'good parts' home with cuddles and kisses. If I watch a romantic movie alone, I often wonder at the end of it whether or not I was supposed to cry at certain cues? A woman helps define those moments by example. Interesting. Spoken like a true man 
Bless your heart. |
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Well, lets see...hmmm. A woman can better explain a romantic movie than any man can. I flat out can't watch romantic movies without a woman present. I keep expecting explosions and azzkickery and when that doesn't happen I get perplexed? It takes a woman to explain why I should like that movie. I think its how they drive the 'good parts' home with cuddles and kisses. If I watch a romantic movie alone, I often wonder at the end of it whether or not I was supposed to cry at certain cues? A woman helps define those moments by example. Interesting. Spoken like a true man
Bless your heart.  ( I never said why it’s interesting)
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