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Thought I might start a new acronym in competition / alternative with BBW.
S A W: Slim/Skinny Average Woman. Can I hear teeth grinding ? I'm no Fabio or tall dark hansom god, so can only aspire to average looking women. And being of small stature, prefer medium sized ladies. Don't self deprecate if you are hot, pretty, or beautiful. The 'eye of the beholder' and all that. Sometimes beauty hides interior awfulness. Digging a hole for myself here. No one real here likes me anyway, so no loss. Looking forward to your hate mail. 
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okay, and good luck .
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Thought I might start a new acronym in competition / alternative with BBW. S A W: Slim/Skinny Average Woman. Can I hear teeth grinding ? I'm no Fabio or tall dark hansom god, so can only aspire to average looking women. And being of small stature, prefer medium sized ladies. Don't self deprecate if you are hot, pretty, or beautiful. The 'eye of the beholder' and all that. Sometimes beauty hides interior awfulness. Digging a hole for myself here. No one real here likes me anyway, so no loss. Looking forward to your hate mail. Looking for a SAW I have a few SKIL saws I can lead you.. and some nice Makita's.. |
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Try your local Stihl dealer but be warned they are hot,need lots of lubrication,and are not very reliable.They can cut you to pieces if you don't treat them right and all your friends will ask if they can have a go especially if their own isn't up to speed.You are welcome.
 
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Try your local Stihl dealer but be warned they are hot,need lots of lubrication,and are not very reliable.They can cut you to pieces if you don't treat them right and all your friends will ask if they can have a go especially if their own isn't up to speed.You are welcome. And for the OP, no worries, tis no different than a woman requiring a man be tall. |
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You can keep your Skil Sher, and Black and Decker, and generic copies, nothing wrong with a Makita though.
Lube is cheap, gloves protect from heat and cuts a bit, even a raincoat isn't out of the question in poor conditions, but I NEVER SHARE OR LEND OR BORROW.  Never tried a Stihl.  Yes I've been badly cut by a SAW previously, one nearly cut my heart out, but I'm a fool and will not be put off. If handled with care, and maintained, they can do wonders.  Of course no woman wants to believe she is average looking so I think the term will not take well, and I will remain dateless.  But I think men wouldn't be too bothered by a similar acronym. for instance I am an, Average looking Slim Single!
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This topic is going to need popcorn.
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You can keep your Skil Sher, and Black and Decker, and generic copies, nothing wrong with a Makita though. Lube is cheap, gloves protect from heat and cuts a bit, even a raincoat isn't out of the question in poor conditions, but I NEVER SHARE OR LEND OR BORROW. Never tried a Stihl. Yes I've been badly cut by a SAW previously, one nearly cut my heart out, but I'm a fool and will not be put off. If handled with care, and maintained, they can do wonders. Of course no woman wants to believe she is average looking so I think the term will not take well, and I will remain dateless. But I think men wouldn't be too bothered by a similar acronym. for instance I am an, Average looking Slim Single! Nope.. no woman wants to be called average. That is the same a plain.. that ain't going to go over well. So yes.. you very well may remain dateless. Unless of course you find a well below average woman and tell her she is average.. she may see that as a compliment. |
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Edited by
Stu
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Mon 07/23/18 06:10 AM
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This topic is going to need popcorn. 
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You can keep your Skil Sher, and Black and Decker, and generic copies, nothing wrong with a Makita though. Lube is cheap, gloves protect from heat and cuts a bit, even a raincoat isn't out of the question in poor conditions, but I NEVER SHARE OR LEND OR BORROW. Never tried a Stihl. Yes I've been badly cut by a SAW previously, one nearly cut my heart out, but I'm a fool and will not be put off. If handled with care, and maintained, they can do wonders. Of course no woman wants to believe she is average looking so I think the term will not take well, and I will remain dateless. But I think men wouldn't be too bothered by a similar acronym. for instance I am an, Average looking Slim Single! Sounds like the raincoat brigade might be your best bet and with proper exposure you might get a better response. At the very least you will get an instant reaction which might improve your prospects,that is if you can stand (to) the attention.Sorry my rubber (eraser to Americans) cannot delete the "(to)" for some reason  .
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I consider myself average.
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I consider myself average. Above imo.... |
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I consider myself average. You must be mistaken because 80% of people consider themselves above average so you must be one of the other 20%.You are in the minority so you can't be average.
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GalaxyStarz, you are the first, and likely only female on here to say you are average, and that makes you one in a million, or several thousand at least, thus failing the average criteria by being not average as yet.
If you can get, say a hundred lady friends to also declare their averageness, then you too may become downgraded to average. But if you then posted a particularly sexy photo, or witty comment, that could blow it for you and put you back into the above average category. It's all subjective. And a bit tricky. |
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Lemme dig through storage.
Maybe I left the Squad Automatic Weapon there. The ATF gets real "iffy" about that stuff. |
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Lemme dig through storage. Maybe I left the Squad Automatic Weapon there. The ATF gets real "iffy" about that stuff. I would just shoot myself in the foot with it!  |
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