Dear Diary~


I am feeling a bit rejected at the moment. The one that normally jumps at the chance to talk to me when I sign on, hasnt answered my IMs...almost 30 minutes has passed.

maybe he is afk.......in the shower, on the phone, dont go nuts yet......

or maybe he is talking to others....

Hmmmmmmmm mine isnt answering my emails FAST ENOUGH EITHER!!!

Dear diary......why do I go to these threads that just pizzzzzz me off??? Men who have no effing idea wtf they are talking about.......

I had to go back to bed for awhile ..jeez feel crappy bit better now...

I need to know more bout that spy bot stuff eh !!!
remind me later or somethin ..K??
I find it odd that I have still not herd from Bill??

It may be that you don' have a masculine side to get in touch with. I remember talking to this lady on ims about getting in touch with my feminine side and she told me that she was my feminine side. It greatly confused me and the whole committee agreed with me.

I read somewhere that men think with one half of their brain and women think with the other half of their. So I have tried to think with the other half of my brain and so far I am not sure which side of my brain I am thinking with now.

dear diary....pc is still effing up....... major scans updates defrag bla bla bla........somethinghmmmmm I will figure this out if it kills me........

yay!! !!!!
I got some shopping done!!

Dear Diary, I'm almost done with fianls week, but that's all can come up with to say. My puter is working fine, I have no money to shop, I can't think with any of my brain and I'm sleepy and can't get to bed till later so I don't wake up at 3 am.........

Old Dutch potato chip
Old dutch the snappy chip
crispy
crunchy
light an snappy
ol Dutch
POTATO CHIP........

guess whoz bored?

20 things to do at a drive through........I'd be out doin it if there was a drive through just a little bit closer....



1.Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2.Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did
not ask the price for.

3.Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with
your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food
through the window.

4.Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a
fight.

5.Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.

6.Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.

7.When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window
shopping and drive on.


8.Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.

9.Ask how they fit into that little box.

10.If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.

11.Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you
did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"

12.When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take
yours?"

13.If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they
yell at you.

14.Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it.
When they come out, drive away.

15.Tell them you have to use the bathroom.

16.Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.

17.Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind
you, get out of the car and cause a scene.

18.When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash
from your car in it.

19.Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your
stare.

20.Honk your horn the whole way through the line .

Dear diary.......I think Purple is bored......why didnt she clean my house???

Ive decided she is fired.......ya my imaginary maid is fired!!!

bored , tired , teleporter out of order....

I think my imaginary maid quit awhile back......

ohhhhhhhhhhh youre feeling better......hmmmmmm more of this dusty snow came down......powder.....wasnt bad driving home though I still went slow.......

I have to wonder how my house gets so messy when Im barely here???

I mean.......Im either at my pc desk or the bathroom or bedroom.......so how does my kitchen go crazy???? How come no one does the dishes anymore????

ya finally feeling better , dead tired though

<-----farts on purples new boots