Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.
Sixty is the worst age to be, said the 60-year-old, You always feel like you have to pee.. And most of the time nothing happens.
Ah, that's nothing, said the 70-year-old. When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.
Actually, said the 80-year-old, Eighty is the worst age of all.
Do you have trouble peeing too? asked the 60-year-old.
No, I pee every morning at 6..00 am. I pee like a racehorse, no problem at all.
Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?
No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am.
Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, Let's get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at
6.30 am. So what's so tough about being 80?"
I don't wake up until seven.