So a couple who had been dating for about three years decide that they are finally ready to tie the knot. They figure that they will have a traditional wedding in a church, but first they need a pastor who will marry them. So they head down town to the towns local church and arrange a meeting with the pastor asking if the pastor would marry them. He tells them, "In order for me to marry you, you both need to become members of the church." He tells them in order for this to happen they have to abstain from sex for one month. They agree knowing it will be tough. The pastor says, come back and see me at the the end of every week so that you can report your progress to me.
So the first week goes by and they meet with the pastor. They tell him everything has been good. No sex. It has been tough, but we've said our prayers and made it through. The second week they return and the man is very gittery. He says, "Sir this has been tough, but my wife just wont give in. I couldn't have made it this far is she wanst so strong."
So the third week rolls around and they meet, and the couple has a sad look on their face. The pastor asks how thier progress has been and the man says, "Well Sir, this week has been very tough. My wife and I were together and she dropped a can of paint. I saw those tight jeans...and well...."
The pastor shook his head and said, "Well you slept together?"
The couple both nodded.
The pastor replied, "Well than I cant welcome you into the church."
The man replied, "Yea, we are no longer welcome in the Home Depot either."

Plywood is not comfortable I suppose!

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