Remember that song dodo .. if you like penis colada and getting caught in the rain .. I'm the love that your lookin for .. come with me and escape .. it is a classic

Blondy, you have been listening to that song wrong. It is piña colada.

I think it depends on who is singing it dodo .. there's are both cocktails but one has Viagra

I can safely say, if I can see your ribs, you're too thin for me. there is also the other extreme too, I'll also pass on it. sorry... This doesn't mean bbw itself is necessarily out.

more important, to me though, is the inner beauty. we've all seen the drop-dead model types out there, and then experienced or learned that they were ugly on the inside: cruel, a user of people, above everyone else, shallow. definitely not what I want. I want someone who can be themselves, able to show the real (in my case) her... to be that comfortable. I'm not Daddy Warbucks, so it helps if she isn't afraid to get her hands dirty once in a while assisting me or on her own projects.

I could probably come up with a list, but those can be a bit daunting, even if knowing that it isn't necessary to match the list 100%.

My boat ish permanently in dry dock.
Because of global warming and the rising of the oceans.

I like some meat on her bones, the better to tickle her fancies with.

Although I prefer small chested, versus big chested - any day.
Because big boobs get in the way most of the time, that it ishn't funneh.

Because l grew up in Hawai'i, I prefer that whom ever I am attracted to, ish not a pale face.
It ish just creepy when a nice looking girl hash a lovely tan, but she scours her face twice a day, and smears sunblock on it so it never tans.
As if she were wearing a white persons face as a mask, like Hannibal Lecter did in silence of the lambs.

I think hannibals mask was shiny metal . the incidence of skin cancer is increasing .. whereas I once lived to tan ., now I care more about keeping my skin healthy in the sun . Even when I surf I wear a full body wetsuit and layers of sunblock . I have pale English skin .. my tan is more a blush ., laughing ., but I have grown to love it . Hope your boat is not in the dry dock for too long .

I'm having difficulty trying to think of anything that would make you blush.

it would take a talented man

We are talking about blushing,not to be confused with flushing.

Good repore

for the times when you are too tired to ravage each other .. good repore is essential

I would never confuse the two .. I hope you wouldn't either

I think you might be pulling my chain now and I have observed that you are the mistress in this particular art form so I will respectfully bow out before I find myself out of my depth.