On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was Little Johnny on his shiny new bike.

The cop said to Lil Johnny, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Johnny said, "Yeah."

The cop said, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeded to issue Lil Johnny a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

Lil Johnny took the ticket.

Before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there.

Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring Lil Johnny, the cop said, "Yup, he sure did."

Lil Johnny said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the **** underneath the horse, instead of on top."

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