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Topic: what if chickens could fly?
Tom4Uhere's photo
Fri 05/25/18 06:43 PM



I think I met that chicken!

Stu's photo
Fri 05/25/18 06:47 PM
laugh

Yödä's photo
Fri 05/25/18 06:53 PM
Hi Yoda... good to see you back waving

If chickens flew then they wouldn't get hit by cars when trying to cross the road slaphead laugh


thnx :kissing_heart:
A minute of silence on the foxes that will die of starvation

Yödä's photo
Fri 05/25/18 06:57 PM
Having spent some of my childhood in the company of chickens I assure you, they can fly.
They're just not very good at it.

according to your experience chickens are just like the concord aircraft :joy:

Yödä's photo
Fri 05/25/18 06:59 PM
Roosters should not find it so easy to get laid laugh laugh



a flying chicken and a horny roaster, well even an F16 won't catch that roaster

no photo
Fri 05/25/18 07:02 PM

Hi Yoda... good to see you back waving

If chickens flew then they wouldn't get hit by cars when trying to cross the road slaphead laugh


thnx :kissing_heart:
A minute of silence on the foxes that will die of starvation



Are you talking about real foxes?

Stu's photo
Fri 05/25/18 07:05 PM
Foxes eat more than eggs, and chickens..

They'll be ok. Unless someone with chickens gets them in their sights...

Tom4Uhere's photo
Fri 05/25/18 08:20 PM

Having spent some of my childhood in the company of chickens I assure you, they can fly.
They're just not very good at it.

according to your experience chickens are just like the concord aircraft :joy:

worse ... much, much worse

Tom4Uhere's photo
Fri 05/25/18 08:26 PM

Foxes eat more than eggs, and chickens..

They'll be ok. Unless someone with chickens gets them in their sights...

LOL, just the other night I was thinking on chickens and eggs...

I wonder if chickens think all the other chickens in the henhouse think the other chickens are peeps that came from all those eggs she has been laying?
I wonder if she thinks eggs result if full grown chickens?

I mean, think about it from the perspective of a chicken.
She lays what, a bunch of eggs everyday.
She looks around in the factory and thinks, those are my eggs.
From her perspective, just chickens as far as she can see.
She has no clue those eggs were someone's breakfast or cake.

Now you know why chickens are so damn cocky.

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