so i work with little kids.. of course bound to produce funny stories.. so i figured i'd start with mine and then everyone else could tell theirs...

so i work in a 4th grade classroom and one of the little girls comes up next to me today.. and sticks her chest out.... and i'm like no.. can't be.. then she goes what size are you... and i'm like excuse me... and she's like large? extra large? and i'm like WHAT and shes like what bra size are you?? now with out trying to laugh... i go .. umm they don't come in sizes like that .. and she goes we'll what size are you cuz i wanna be bigger than you ... hahaha ::sigh:: children really do say the funniest things hahaha

hahaha. i work with kids too. i've had plenty of doozies...

on friday, we took a field trip to the capital to see the christmas tree lighting ceremony...and we ate lunch in the basement, in the police part, in this room that they used to use for training classes and stuff. and there's this case on one wall with weapons and stuff they've taken from criminals. so, my pre-k kids ate lunch in front of guns and knives and pipes and drugs. and one little boy, being a little boy, was fascinated by all of it and asked the police officer questions about EVERYTHING up there...can't wait to hear what his parents had to say about what he learned on his field trip...heh.

oh, this kid also picked up a piece of glass at the bus stop and put it in his mouth. i think he thought is was ice...yeah, it was not...

hahahaha that's sooo funny (but not at the same time lol)

i know. it was funny. he asked what one thing was. and it was a drug scale. and the officer was like, "it's a scale...to measure stuff...like...salt...and pepper..." hahaha!

but the glass part was kinda scary. i was like, what if he woulda cut himself? i have no clue where that glass came from...heh.

but yeah, i love when kids ask personal questions. like, do you have a boyfriend??? haha. never had one ask what size bra i wear...haha. although, the kids i work with are mostly younger.

oh yea.. they totally dont understand why i'm not married.. they're like ... but aren't you kinda old to not be married .. i'm like gee thanks guys

hahaha. awww. yeah. they can be so cute one second...and then you wanna strangle em the next. heh. i love how they think 19's like, sooooo old! o_O

One time I was trying to acknowledge to a vendor that I had received her price list... (we were in a hurry with a project).

I quickly typed back, "Go Ti+"!

She said, "I'm glad to hear your a fan. Mine and that pricelist have served me well. I'll keep you abreast of any changes."

I was so glad it was Miryam and not someone else. I was still a bit blushed, but all I could think to write back was, "Thanks for your support."

hahaha. that's a good one.