A married couple wanted to join the local church. To prove their commitment to the Lord and the church the minister asked them to do many things. At the bottom of the list was a promise to abstain from any type of sex for 30 days. At the end of the thirty days the minister called the couple in to see how they were doing. The husband told the minister that they were doing fine until his wife dropped a can of spray paint yesterday. You see when my wife bent over to pick up the spay can I couldn't control myself. I ravished her right there on the spot. The minister said that he was dissapointed and that they wouldn't be welcomed in church. The husband said I understand. We are no longer welcomed in Home Depot either.

OMG

That was too good...