Her boyfriend had just cheated on her. She decided to have sex with the next guy that walked into the room. Her luck, of course, he was a nerdy looking guy. Once upstairs in the room the nerd took off his shoes and socks. She stared at his feet and he said my toes look like that because I had toeburculosis when I was a child. Next he took off his pants and she couldn't believe what his knees looked like and he said my knees look like that because I had kneemonia when I was a child. Then he took off his boxers and she said I just can't do this / guess you had ****theria too!!!

LMAO