I just heard a good one the other day ...
can't remember what it was ... really old ...

this one might already been said ... you leave the door open ...
other says ... do you live in a barn ...close the door...


my dad ...
what about... money does not grow on trees ... now I might be able to...argue that one now...

and leaving the lights on in every rm ...I would go in ...
do you think we have stock ...in the electric co.


you should take the bull by the horns ... be my guest lol ...

oh ...step on a crack brake your mothers back ... WTF ... is that how my back got messed up lmao

the crack was definitely superstition ... I heard all of those too.

That dog won't Hunt

Does a Bear **** in the woods?

"Keep your nose to the grind stone"
~ perhaps it came from people working the grind stone so long and hard their fatique caused their heads to drift onto the grind stone.
He's a hard worker, his nose is nearly ground off?


We ditched him, I got ditched, don't ditch him...
The art of losing someone in a crowd.
Source? If someone didn't want you around they threw you in a ditch?


Flat-out...truth, Flat-out...lie
I have no idea where that originated?


The Birds and the Bees
Referenced as 'the sex talk' but how does avian and insect reproduction pertain to the complexities of human reproduction?


Not playin with a full deck
The possibility that someone actually has all the information on any given subject is rare. Yet this saying implies that fact as unique and derrogatory.


Buckle down and work hard
Perhaps this has something to do with being
Tied to your job?
There are few occupations that require someone to be secured to their workplace.