1. That's it?

2. Wow - look at all the hair on your back!

3. Maybe you should start going to the gym more.

4. That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?

5. That's a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?

6. Wake me when it's over, ok?

7. I think the condom's too big.

8. Zzzzzz....

9. You want me to what?!?

10. Well, that explains the padded pants.

11. Did you take out the garbage yet?

12. My husband's in the Marines.

13. He's due home any day now.

14. Is that a toupee?

15. So THAT'S what your ex warned me about!

16. No.

17. Surgery might be able to help.

18. Not until you've showered.

19. That must be my mother on the phone.

20. Your brother's bigger.

21. Your best friend's better.

22. Are you done yet?

23. Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut!

24. Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear.

25.You might want to see a doctor about that.

you forgot damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

you forgot....hey let me get my glasses!

IMAO!

or how about, that reminds me, I need to pick up some toothpicks

26. The tweezers and mafnifying glass are in the top drawer.

Question: Does that come in adult size?

Answer: I was in the pool!!!!

get a grip dude