A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
> conversation.
>
> The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is
> galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
>
> "Emma come first.
> Den I come.
> Den two asses come together.
> I come once-a-more!
> Two asses, they come together again.
> I come again and pee twice.
> Then I come one lasta time."
>
> The lady can't take this any more. "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
> she
> retorted indignantly.
> "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
> lives."
>
> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
>
> "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell '
> Mississippi '."
>
> £5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
>

That's cute!!

lmao

LOL, and I had to read it a second time.

cute

now that was funny read it twice