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Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 40
Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Tue 11/14/17 09:26 AM
PhD, you crack me up... laughing

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 11/14/17 09:48 AM
PhD, you crack me up... laughing .

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45403	Tue 11/14/17 09:53 AM
Raises his hand above his eyes to block out the bright sunlight..(( I'm free ))I'm free at last !!..as he drops to his knees.. Lol.. it's being I don't know how long ?.since I've been locked in that hot box.. cast into isolation... of course for my own good.!. And the good of others.. and you know who you are.wink wink... but I am relieved to be out!!. free once again... so to speak..lol.. And yes !..I have learned a valuable lesson.. I have had my eyes opens.. even the mighty can fall.. be humbled... can become a little self-righteous... overbearing...and a little too cocky....well..ok.. let's be honest.. You can never be a little too cocky...wink.wink... hello ladies...lol.. Divorce come through??

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 11/14/17 09:57 AM
.. gets up off his knees.. starts walking and.. stripping out of his prison Orange mustard yellow really. Jumpsuit.. as he walks towards the limo.. gets to the limo door uses it to balance himself as he pulls his prison-issue work boots up through the legs of his jumpsuit... turns around wearing nothing but his tighty-whities and the prison-issued work boots . Well facing the prison.. with one swift motion removes the tighty whities.. throws them on top of the now crumpled up jumpsuit. On the ground before him..then. smiles and says loudly .. towards the prison ...I'm ..keeping the work boots !!they're rather comfortable... you know what you can do with this other stuff...lol..and ps.. a little fabric softener goes a long ways by the way..omg.. that outfit is so itchy...lol

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 11/14/17 10:00 AM Edited by no1phD on Tue 11/14/17 10:02 AM
Raises his hand above his eyes to block out the bright sunlight..(( I'm free ))I'm free at last !!..as he drops to his knees.. Lol.. it's being I don't know how long ?.since I've been locked in that hot box.. cast into isolation... of course for my own good.!. And the good of others.. and you know who you are.wink wink... but I am relieved to be out!!. free once again... so to speak..lol.. And yes !..I have learned a valuable lesson.. I have had my eyes opens.. even the mighty can fall.. be humbled... can become a little self-righteous... overbearing...and a little too cocky....well..ok.. let's be honest.. You can never be a little too cocky...wink.wink... hello ladies...lol.. Divorce come through?? .. in a way you might say so .. divorce from the State pen the big house.. .. okay well it's really not that big of a pen.. Pretty sure it was just the broom closet across from mingle Administration.. but still insufferable..lol

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 11/14/17 11:58 AM
Raises his hand above his eyes to block out the bright sunlight..(( I'm free ))I'm free at last !!..as he drops to his knees.. Lol.. it's being I don't know how long ?.since I've been locked in that hot box.. cast into isolation... of course for my own good.!. And the good of others.. and you know who you are.wink wink... but I am relieved to be out!!. free once again... so to speak..lol.. And yes !..I have learned a valuable lesson.. I have had my eyes opens.. even the mighty can fall.. be humbled... can become a little self-righteous... overbearing...and a little too cocky....well..ok.. let's be honest.. You can never be a little too cocky...wink.wink... hello ladies...lol.. Divorce come through?? .. in a way you might say so .. divorce from the State pen the big house.. .. okay well it's really not that big of a pen.. Pretty sure it was just the broom closet across from mingle Administration.. but still insufferable..lol if you stay longer you get the luxury suite welcome home ..hi U.. and good to be home

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45403	Tue 11/14/17 02:17 PM
Raises his hand above his eyes to block out the bright sunlight..(( I'm free ))I'm free at last !!..as he drops to his knees.. Lol.. it's being I don't know how long ?.since I've been locked in that hot box.. cast into isolation... of course for my own good.!. And the good of others.. and you know who you are.wink wink... but I am relieved to be out!!. free once again... so to speak..lol.. And yes !..I have learned a valuable lesson.. I have had my eyes opens.. even the mighty can fall.. be humbled... can become a little self-righteous... overbearing...and a little too cocky....well..ok.. let's be honest.. You can never be a little too cocky...wink.wink... hello ladies...lol.. Divorce come through?? .. in a way you might say so .. divorce from the State pen the big house.. .. okay well it's really not that big of a pen.. Pretty sure it was just the broom closet across from mingle Administration.. but still insufferable..lol Oh. That. And you are so traumatized. Who knew.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 11/14/17 02:57 PM
Raises his hand above his eyes to block out the bright sunlight..(( I'm free ))I'm free at last !!..as he drops to his knees.. Lol.. it's being I don't know how long ?.since I've been locked in that hot box.. cast into isolation... of course for my own good.!. And the good of others.. and you know who you are.wink wink... but I am relieved to be out!!. free once again... so to speak..lol.. And yes !..I have learned a valuable lesson.. I have had my eyes opens.. even the mighty can fall.. be humbled... can become a little self-righteous... overbearing...and a little too cocky....well..ok.. let's be honest.. You can never be a little too cocky...wink.wink... hello ladies...lol.. Divorce come through?? .. in a way you might say so .. divorce from the State pen the big house.. .. okay well it's really not that big of a pen.. Pretty sure it was just the broom closet across from mingle Administration.. but still insufferable..lol Oh. That. And you are so traumatized. Who knew. .. curls up in the fetal position on the couch.. clinging to his blankie.. and Kleenex box... yes severely traumatized.. Prison is no place for someone like me.. I'm too good looking for prison... all those big gorillas . With their hairy knuckled .hands try to grab at me.. like I was the newest piece of candy on the Shelf... . Frightening I tell you.. tears streaming down my cheeks.. absolutely traumatized..lol

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45403	Tue 11/14/17 03:07 PM
.. curls up in the fetal position on the couch.. clinging to his blankie.. and Kleenex box... yes severely traumatized.. Prison is no place for someone like me.. I'm too good looking for prison... all those big gorillas . With their hairy knuckled .hands try to grab at me.. like I was the newest piece of candy on the Shelf... . Frightening I tell you.. tears streaming down my cheeks.. absolutely traumatized..lol Well this is what blankies are for. Now, make some plans..in case you're pregnant.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 11/14/17 03:26 PM
Ummm... it was prison not a cave out in the middle of the wilderness...lol Condoms are available everywhere.. Pretty much how they smuggle everything in.. through swallowed condoms... play safe in and out of prison..lmao..

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 11/14/17 03:27 PM
Okay!!.. that's even too much of a visual for me..lol..

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45403	Tue 11/14/17 03:55 PM
Hope it is not with a goldfish .. I heard that men can now have baby goldfish .. some new research released last week Now, if he smuggled the goldfish in..in a condom, does that mean he can't get pregnant?

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 11/14/17 04:44 PM
Hope it is not with a goldfish .. I heard that men can now have baby goldfish .. some new research released last week Now, if he smuggled the goldfish in..in a condom, does that mean he can't get pregnant? it would be a miracle ... he has had a vasectomy !!!!! .. yeah but that only stops the semen from leaving Port but I think the Goldfish still can swim..freely..lmao

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 11/14/17 05:00 PM
Hope it is not with a goldfish .. I heard that men can now have baby goldfish .. some new research released last week Now, if he smuggled the goldfish in..in a condom, does that mean he can't get pregnant? it would be a miracle ... he has had a vasectomy !!!!! .. yeah but that only stops the semen from leaving Port but I think the Goldfish still can swim..freely..lmao not if it is Carp size !!!! .. there's only one dinghy on this tugboat.. wait a minute@! that doesn't sound..right ..lol

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Tue 11/14/17 08:33 PM
why does it bother you so much when a woman says her kids and grandkids mean everything to her? are you jealous of that affection? that attachment? of someone you have not even met? how infantile and vain and self centered that makes you appear that the woman in your life must make time for only you above all others..good luck with that one

Crystle Joined Mon 09/18/17 Posts: 48	Tue 11/14/17 08:49 PM
Not so secret. I saw someone on here when I first joined that came from my home town. He is funny and handsome. But he is only here for the forems. So I just admire from afar.

wellworn Joined Wed 09/14/16 Posts: 4587	Wed 11/15/17 07:13 AM
A house is just a house, A home is where you live.

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Wed 11/15/17 11:11 AM
Oh dear sweet girl! So sorry the Dr said complete bed rest til the baby arrives.. You were working two jobs.. Holy bat balls! Will stop by Saturday w groceries and Dunkin Donuts!

d__u__b Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 15048	Wed 11/15/17 02:21 PM
BOOKED!!!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 11/15/17 05:06 PM
Don't look at me that way!!.. you know I'm just Clowning... but yet I can feel you burning a hole in the back of my head..lol But but baby!!.. it's to Coco Coco cold.. to be in the doghouse....