1. You won't have to wonder whether your new asian character tattoo actually says "love, strength and courage" or "I have sex with donkeys"

2. When you're paying for dinner at the buffet you might end up paying about 25% less....kids under 12 eat for half price.

3. You can stop looking utterly perplexed at Dim Sum, not willing to try a dish for fear of it being coagulated pigs blood (yes there is a dish like this in dim sum, it's actually pretty good, but I bet your glad I pointed out which one it was)

4. When the in laws are complaining to you (and they will) you can pretend to not understand their broken english. A half smile, nod and shoulder shrug usually get the message across.

5. 24 hour IT service at home

6. If you need some privacy, just turn on the PS2 and throw in a RPG, he'll probably be distracted for a minimum of 72 hours.

7. You can tell your friends that you're dating Jet Li, they won't be able to tell the difference

8. You can stop feeling like you're being a tiny bit racist when you do mock kung fu moves when dancing to "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting"

9. On the off chance that your sister gets on a train leaving Chicago at 4:00 and is traveling 50 mph east and your brother is leaving NY on a train at 4:20 traveling 65 mph west....we know what time you're supposed to be at train station C to pick them up.

10. If you don't have a stick up yer arse and find this funny, well then you must like my sense of humor...and I happen to be asian so what time shall I pick you up?

Once again - you got a giggle!

hahaha, very nice =]

Now..That's funny!

(and,the RPG thing was good too.)

ok...I laughed...

6. If you need some privacy, just turn on the PS2 and throw in a RPG, he'll probably be distracted for a minimum of 72 hours.

cracked me up!

funny

Heh, so I know that you're looking for a date (presumably with a girl.) But will you be my friend? I had Dim Sum in Chinatown in NYC once and I've been looking for an opportunity to have it again ever since.

use the right forum this might be funny in the joke forum

+10 humor
+10 style

You forgot to mention your tongue pushups gold medal LOL

lmfao
dat's funny!

any1 wanna date me lol

one reason i date asian women- they do anything in bed

Okay I added 2 to the other list of why not to date, so I need to add something to this one otherwise there'd be more reasons not to date asians than to date them....which isn't exactly helpful to me.

11. If you (and every single person you know in the world) runs out of hair styling product at the exact same time, there's probably enough in our closet for everyone. It doesn't matter if it's hairspray, gel, mousse, pomade, wax....we probably have it and in copious amounts.

12. Hot night planned, can't find the blindfold, well, everyone has dental floss in their bathroom medicine cabinet.

13. Made a new recipe and don't know if he'll like it, the answer is soy sauce. You can put that on a boot and we'll still love it.

14. Want to buy a some shirts for him, his siblings and his asian friends....we take the guess work out, our favortie color is always black. The movie Matrix is our equivalent of your Vogue.

what can i say?

You have to be kidding me..oh you make me laugh so hard whenever I read your posts, I am starting to notice myself kinda stalking you on this site...is that bad? You ever going to be in Mi? I have some dental floss that i wanna try on ya... I could always use an IT guy in my house all the time, and the rpg thing..yeah, that isnt a way to be left alone..my butt would be sitting right beside you begging for a turn...

Hey! I just added you as a friend and you repay me by setting your message filters so I can't send you a message....How wude! I was gonna write you a witty hilarious extremely complimentary message but now I forgot what I was going to say Now I won't let you stalk me and my posts hmp. NO RPGS FOR YOU, BACK OF THE LINE....NEXT