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Topic: Question/s of the day..Today 11/09/2017
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Mon 09/11/17 03:13 AM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Mon 09/11/17 03:16 AM
WISDOM of an Old Fart for today 11/09/2017
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I'm 65yrs old and yet I have realised I have so many unanswered questions!

- I never found out who let the dogs out :wink:
- The way to get to Sesame Street :wink:
- Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps :wink:
- Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" :wink:
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed. :wink:
- Why "abbreviation" is such a long word :wink:
- Why is dyslexia so hard to spell, & what is the way to Amarillo? :wink:
- Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons :wink:
- Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections :wink:
And, why do you have to "put your two cents in but it's only a penny for your thoughts? :wink: Where's that extra penny going to? :tongue:
- Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? :wink: ( did you ever try to sing those two previous songs? ) I DID :tongue:

- And just what the HELL is Victoria's secret? :wink:

Enjoy the rest of your day! :wink::joy::ok_hand:
rofl rofl rofl

Oh, B.T.W....Don't buy anything on e-bay whoa


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Tue 10/17/17 12:12 PM
The dog has been out all that time...?!:scream:

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Tue 10/17/17 12:15 PM
Poor Dora has no Data...:cry:

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Tue 10/17/17 12:17 PM
Psychics aren't into that type of exploitation... :innocent:

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Tue 10/17/17 12:18 PM
rofl rofl hard one's to answer pepi apart from Victoria secrets. Just Google "the weekend,star boy at Victoria secrets Paris " you may not like the song but you'll love the candy laugh :thumbsup:

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Tue 10/17/17 12:20 PM
Even the oxford dictionary guys like a laugh. Okay so they went to far with dyslexia...:nerd:

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Tue 10/17/17 12:21 PM
Today 11/09/2017 surprised

Humm was ya zapped into the future???whoa

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Tue 10/17/17 01:08 PM

Today 11/09/2017 surprised

Humm was ya zapped into the future???whoa
Does a magnifying glass distort time?

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Tue 10/17/17 01:23 PM


Today 11/09/2017 surprised

Humm was ya zapped into the future???whoa
Does a magnifying glass distort time?

No but it distorts ants if you get it right laugh

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Tue 10/17/17 02:27 PM


A magnifying glass distorts time if you hold it in front of a watch or a clock

And as far as that extra penny well,..taxes.. that goes to the man cuz he'll tax the hell outta anything ...spock

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Tue 10/17/17 06:15 PM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Tue 10/17/17 07:05 PM

Poor Dora has no Data...:cry:

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Thanks mate for all the replies :thumbsup:
Sounds just like you never or CAN'T change laugh

Between you and me young Tom, I CAN SMELL THE RAT IS BACK :wink:

Nice seeing you around the mental recruitment building block rofl

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Tue 10/17/17 06:19 PM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Tue 10/17/17 07:01 PM

rofl rofl hard one's to answer pepi apart from Victoria secrets. Just Google "the weekend,star boy at Victoria secrets Paris " you may not like the song but you'll love the candy laugh :thumbsup:

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LOL ..Mike, I will never know her secret. laugh
CANDY ??..Some still do lick these ?? rofl

I need to talk in person with Victoria. rofl

Cheers mate waving

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Tue 10/17/17 06:20 PM
Edited by Pepinofruit on Tue 10/17/17 06:28 PM

Today 11/09/2017 surprised

Humm was ya zapped into the future???whoa

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:heart: LOVE :heart: U 2 Txs blushing

Hell Nope,...Not zapped, but wrapped :tongue:

drinker

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Tue 10/17/17 06:24 PM



A magnifying glass distorts time if you hold it in front of a watch or a clock

And as far as that extra penny well,..taxes.. that goes to the man cuz he'll tax the hell outta anything ...spock

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You tell them ole galls how it works drinker

rofl

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Tue 10/17/17 06:41 PM

WISDOM of an Old Fart for today 11/09/2017
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I'm 65yrs old and yet I have realised I have so many unanswered questions!

- I never found out who let the dogs out :wink:
- The way to get to Sesame Street :wink:
- Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps :wink:
- Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" :wink:
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed. :wink:
- Why "abbreviation" is such a long word :wink:
- Why is dyslexia so hard to spell, & what is the way to Amarillo? :wink:
- Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons :wink:
- Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections :wink:
And, why do you have to "put your two cents in but it's only a penny for your thoughts? :wink: Where's that extra penny going to? :tongue:
- Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? :wink: ( did you ever try to sing those two previous songs? ) I DID :tongue:

- And just what the HELL is Victoria's secret? :wink:

Enjoy the rest of your day! :wink::joy::ok_hand:
rofl rofl rofl

Oh, B.T.W....Don't buy anything on e-bay whoa



roflroflroflroflmade my day. thanks waving

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Tue 10/17/17 07:00 PM


WISDOM of an Old Fart for today 11/09/2017
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I'm 65yrs old and yet I have realised I have so many unanswered questions!

- I never found out who let the dogs out :wink:
- The way to get to Sesame Street :wink:
- Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps :wink:
- Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" :wink:
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed. :wink:
- Why "abbreviation" is such a long word :wink:
- Why is dyslexia so hard to spell, & what is the way to Amarillo? :wink:
- Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons :wink:
- Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections :wink:
And, why do you have to "put your two cents in but it's only a penny for your thoughts? :wink: Where's that extra penny going to? :tongue:
- Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? :wink: ( did you ever try to sing those two previous songs? ) I DID :tongue:

- And just what the HELL is Victoria's secret? :wink:

Enjoy the rest of your day! :wink::joy::ok_hand:
rofl rofl rofl

Oh, B.T.W....Don't buy anything on e-bay whoa



roflroflroflroflmade my day. thanks waving

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My always pleasure sweety flowers

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Tue 10/17/17 11:04 PM
rofl

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Tue 10/17/17 11:08 PM
I heard on the radio yesterday about a very rare bird in os called the 'night parrot 'have you seen or heard of this Pepi?

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Tue 10/17/17 11:14 PM



Today 11/09/2017 surprised

Humm was ya zapped into the future???whoa
Does a magnifying glass distort time?

No but it distorts ants if you get it right laugh

rofl you focus and they will smoke. Oooow ooooow that smell can't you smell that smell?

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Tue 10/17/17 11:16 PM




Today 11/09/2017 surprised

Humm was ya zapped into the future???whoa
Does a magnifying glass distort time?

No but it distorts ants if you get it right laugh

rofl you focus and they will smoke. Oooow ooooow that smell can't you smell that smell?

Yes, from all those years ago laugh

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