Where is your favorite place to put your children when you don't want to.watch them? I prefer a nice walk-in closet, or a dog cage. If my grandmother isn't available to ignore my child while I party, I sometimes just leave my child at the orphanage in a little basket and pick him up when I sober up. How about you? what's your favorite way to deal with little demon children?

This is obviously a satirical piece based off of the observations I have had in my life. My best friends wife decided to get addicted to heroin and leave him after she got bored of being a mommy. She hasnt been seen since she ran away from her child.

Even though I portrayed her as a monster, do you think it is ok for a woman to leave and pursue her own goals, after deciding to stay with the child for her first years, then deciding its not what she wanted?

No. I think two people make a child and two people have an obligation to do whatever they can for that child however little or however much that might be,,but never 'ok' to just walk away, though it may be understandable.

She's a woman, of course it's okay.
And how dare you portray her as a monster? Men are monsters, women are angels and you better understand and support or you're a misogynistic pig.

We're to put the kids...

Well.in. the soup of course silly.
Lol.yum

her leaving him ..a curse or a blessing..a matter of perception .I do know this dwelling on it seems to only take one down a dark road.All I can say is that I've seen things that make me wonder,things that I see no reason or logic as to what my perception of how things should be..

some can be changed others are just best left alone and to proceed down the lit path and write it off as a lesson learned ..Peace

Tried selling mine on EBay, couldn't give them away

They've grown into nice respectful adults mind you so may have been a blessing in disguise.

Grandma & Grandpa's house

In the oven, make sure it's on

that's what grandma and grandpa are for

No idea "where to put kids". Kids belong in school at day - in bed at night.

If a 7 year old pokes me at 3am and says they are afraid then they climb up to bed with me and mommy for protection.

If you dont know how to parent then you should have NEVER have had children. A cold person who was mistreated as a child may not be a good parent. Close your legs or put on a condom. You should NOT have a child at all.

BAD PARENT! BAD! Very Very Bad!