Topic: Bored lonely taking all questions
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Tue 04/04/17 02:53 AM

Will they bring Pluto back as a planet? And if so, does that mean we'll have 436 planets in our solar system?


No. Pluto will still be considered Goofy's dog. As far as planets, got me. All I remember was MVEMJSNUP...From Saved By the Bell. Although have to take out the P at the end and just end with Uranus.


oops that wasn't supposed to be an anus joke.slaphead rofl

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Tue 04/04/17 05:11 AM


How do whales sleep, the answer is interesting.


They stay near the surface when resting and don't fully go to sleep. They don't breath underwater and need to replenish their air supply about every hour. They have the ability to shut off only half of their brain for sleeping mode, while the other half stays awake.

At least that's what I just read when I googled it biggrin Maybe you could explain it better Joe.

They get in bed and pull the duvet across?

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Tue 04/04/17 05:14 AM



How do whales sleep, the answer is interesting.


They stay near the surface when resting and don't fully go to sleep. They don't breath underwater and need to replenish their air supply about every hour. They have the ability to shut off only half of their brain for sleeping mode, while the other half stays awake.

At least that's what I just read when I googled it biggrin Maybe you could explain it better Joe.

They get in bed and pull the duvet across?


rofl

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Tue 04/04/17 05:51 AM
What would you do if you suddenly became universally omnipotent?


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Tue 04/04/17 05:56 AM
Why aren't you answering our questions? explode

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Tue 04/04/17 05:58 AM

Why aren't you answering our questions? explode


laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 04/04/17 05:59 AM
Mine was simple maths what

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Tue 04/04/17 06:12 AM

Mine was simple maths what


14 funky, which means you are way to young to be on this site rofl

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Tue 04/04/17 06:19 AM

What would you do if you suddenly became universally omnipotent?




I'd create a teleport device and teleport myself to the Northeast bigsmile

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Tue 04/04/17 06:31 AM
Edited by Tom4Uhere on Tue 04/04/17 06:31 AM


What would you do if you suddenly became universally omnipotent?




I'd create a teleport device and teleport myself to the Northeast bigsmile

If you were omnipotent you wouldn't need a device. Just think it and you'd be there.

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Tue 04/04/17 06:33 AM



What would you do if you suddenly became universally omnipotent?




I'd create a teleport device and teleport myself to the Northeast bigsmile

If you were omnipotent you wouldn't need a device. Just think it and you'd be there.


Oh, silly me slaphead Thanks Tom laugh

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Tue 04/04/17 06:58 AM
How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop without biting it?

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Tue 04/04/17 07:10 AM

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop without biting it?


I'm sorry.. but.. if it smells like chocolate and tastes like chocolate.. it gets bit..

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Tue 04/04/17 07:19 AM
Why is my neighbor always staring at my window with binoculars? ohwell

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Tue 04/04/17 07:21 AM
Edited by Piscesmoon02 on Tue 04/04/17 07:22 AM

Why is my neighbor always staring at my window with binoculars? ohwell


slaphead That's funny krissy rofl

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Tue 04/04/17 07:29 AM



How can you tell a male and female pigeon apart?

They female is the one by the sink and doing the house work bigsmile


And what's the male doing? Oh, let me guess...he's sitting on a chair, drinking a beer and watching TV bigsmile

Don't be so silly Pisces, everyone knows that pigeons don't have tv and I'm almost certain that they are brandy drinkers whoa

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Tue 04/04/17 07:32 AM




How can you tell a male and female pigeon apart?

They female is the one by the sink and doing the house work bigsmile


And what's the male doing? Oh, let me guess...he's sitting on a chair, drinking a beer and watching TV bigsmile

Don't be so silly Pisces, everyone knows that pigeons don't have tv and I'm almost certain that they are brandy drinkers whoa


Oh, okay mikey, thanks for clearing that up for me tongue2

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Tue 04/04/17 07:34 AM
whoa your welcome, I'm here to help
How's you? flowerforyou

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Tue 04/04/17 07:38 AM

whoa your welcome, I'm here to help
How's you? flowerforyou


Great! How's you flowerforyou


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Tue 04/04/17 08:49 AM


How can you tell a male and female pigeon apart?

I think you'd be able to tell by which gender statue they did their business on *grin*
so the one on top is the male....lol