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Why do dogs look so bored when they're having sex???  We humans named a freakin sex position after them. You would think they would be more appreciative  they have little "thingies"... That explains why the females are bored out of their minds but what's the male's excuse ? i guess if you were a male with a little thingy, you would understand... we need some "friction"...
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Why do dogs look so bored when they're having sex??? We humans named a freakin sex position after them. You would think they would be more appreciative they have little "thingies"... That explains why the females are bored out of their minds but what's the male's excuse ? Because. much like the pigeons, the male always has to be on top... |
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Enough with the pigeon crap!
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Why does my dog seem more intelligent than me..ohh.. wait a minute nevermind...lol... but seriously sometimes I look at him and I swear to God if you could speak we could have a really good conversation... as long as it didn't revolve around him licking himself.. because nobody really wants to have that conversation with anybody..lol
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Why does my dog seem more intelligent than me..ohh.. wait a minute nevermind...lol... but seriously sometimes I look at him and I swear to God if you could speak we could have a really good conversation... as long as it didn't revolve around him licking himself.. because nobody really wants to have that conversation with anybody..lol After  it occurred to me that if he doesn't mind doing it in front of you, the only one ..*ahem*...uncomfortable with the topic might be you. *grin* And for Waterloo... pigeon 
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Enough with the pigeon crap! yea, it's all over my car too... |
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Enough with the pigeon crap! yea, it's all over my car too... 
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Just me at home right now
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Just me at home right now Does this mean you're taking over the OP's neglected duties and volunteering to answer our questions? |
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Just me at home right now Does this mean you're taking over the OP's neglected duties and volunteering to answer our questions? Come to my house to get the answers hehe |
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Just me at home right now T Does this mean you're taking over the OP's neglected duties and volunteering to answer our questions? Come to my house to get the answers hehe 
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Just me at home right now T Does this mean you're taking over the OP's neglected duties and volunteering to answer our questions? Come to my house to get the answers hehe Can you take mine along too? I don't think Li would approve of me going there...
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awake from drugs and bord wuz up......ok not so exciting lol
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Ok a question popped into my head.
Why do people make stupid assumptions |
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If God is all powerful can he make a rock that even he can't lift.
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Edited by
Scoobert
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Mon 04/10/17 05:57 AM
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If God is all powerful can he make a rock that even he can't lift. Technically since he is all powerful, he can always use a lever somehow to still lift that rock. Sorry, couldn't wait for the OP. Doesn't seem like they're coming back to answer questions. 
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If God is all powerful can he make a rock that even he can't lift. Technically since he is all powerful, he can always use a lever somehow to still lift that rock. Sorry, couldn't wait for the OP. Doesn't seem like they're coming back to answer questions. He probably decided he wasn't that bored after all? 
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Edited by
no1phD
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Mon 04/10/17 08:30 AM
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If God is all powerful can he make a rock that even he can't lift. Once God Wills him or herself to lift the un liftable Rock... in that moment the rock would become liftable... Now is there a lesson in there??. I believe so the lesson is willpower.. The power to will yourself to do whatever it is you need to do... That is one of the best gifts the Creator could give.... all men women and children posses the willpower to do incredible things... it's just a matter of believing and tapping into that will power... most all successful people are successful because of their willpower.. and the power of positive thinking.. and the power of projecting themselves... the power of visualization..... God sees himself lifting The Rock therefore he lifts The Rock...yup. |
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why would god want to make a rock that he couldn't lift?
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