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I make pretty good pancakes.
I can charm THE PANTS off your parents yet make them feel a bit uneasy. (see what I did there?) I'm sure you are eloquent and completely inappropriate...awkward at the same time! Show me yo skeeelz Homie! I'll Hope they're more Dope than a 40something attempting Hip Hop slang! @@ |
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Beachfarmer
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Chime in San Antonio Texas 2:15 PST
(a thread that may or not be deleted) Edit: Actually "San Antonio" seems pretty straight forward and Cool. |
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Ma teen maailma parimaid pannkooke ja õunakooki.
Ja ma suudan ka sinu vanematelt püksid maha võluda. Ja mitte ainult sinu vanematelt. Mõista seda, kuidas tahad. Ma olen absoluutselt kohatu ja segane ning ei muretse selle pärast üldse, mida keegi selle kohta arvab. See siin pole kindlasti 40'ndate hip-hop släng. Tegelikult ma ei oskagi seda. Lihtsalt ühe küünilise naisterahva vastus küsimusele, millest ma isegi täpselt aru ei saa. Got it? |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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I LOVE me some Estonian Breakfast!!!
:-) ... (lame guess) and.something.about.me.being EXTREMELY LAME |
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I LOVE me some Estonian Breakfast!!! :-) ... (lame guess) and.something.about.me.being EXTREMELY LAME Good guess, but wrong in both parts. 
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There is something in the Baltic waters that makes you mischievous
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 pancakes? Breakfast? 
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They have this commercial on TV a family in a large building makes breakfast for her neighbors ... and the little girl put a plate in front of a door where and older gentleman lives... well he picks it up goes knocking on the door of where she lives and stayed to have breakfast with the whole group of neighbors ... very sweet ...
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I like my eggs unfertilized
  
OMG I kill me.... Sorry I tell lousy jokes... Unless there are not pg13 
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