Topic: two minute management lesson
boredinaz06's photo
Tue 11/20/07 11:38 AM
Why a two minute management lesson?

We all need some management "Continuing Education" every once in awhile.





Lesson One:


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit on my ass like
You and do nothing?"

The eagle answered, "Sure, why not."



So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.



Management Lesson:

To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high
Up.







Lesson Two:


A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
Top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my manure droppings?" replied the
Bull.

"They're packed with nutrients."



The turkey pecked at a lump of manure and found it actually gave him enough
Strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

Next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.



Management Lesson:

Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.







Lesson Three:


A little bird was flying south for the winter.

It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize
How warm it was.

The dung was actually thawing him out.



He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung
And promptly dug him out and ate him.



Management Lessons:

(1) Not everyone who ****s on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.

(3) When you're in deep ****, it's best to keep your mouth shut.







jwaddy's photo
Tue 11/20/07 11:42 AM
true drinker laugh

angee's photo
Tue 11/20/07 11:53 AM
so true and funnylaugh

mrosebro's photo
Tue 11/20/07 12:10 PM
now there's three good life lessons right there oh my god!

ArtGurl's photo
Tue 11/20/07 12:11 PM
laugh

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Tue 11/20/07 12:12 PM
Lesson 1 ---- Lol

Lesson 2 ----- Lmfao

Lesson 3 ----- ROTFLMFAOWSMP

boredinaz06's photo
Tue 11/20/07 12:18 PM


Lesson 3 ----- ROTFLMFAOWSMPhuh huh

ArtGurl's photo
Tue 11/20/07 12:27 PM
WSMP? huh


With Some Military Personnel? bigsmile

flowerforyou

boredinaz06's photo
Tue 11/20/07 12:28 PM

WSMP? huh


With Some Military Personnel? bigsmile

flowerforyou


thanks! now I feel completelaugh laugh

SDM's photo
Wed 11/21/07 02:13 PM
these sound like life lessons my dad use to tell me growing up! I need to send them to him!!! haha. Too funny

no photo
Wed 11/21/07 03:42 PM
:tongue: laugh thats so true, loved it

mystuffofwisdom's photo
Wed 11/21/07 04:30 PM
those are greatdrinker