Her Diary:

Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had
made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was
shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he
was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he
made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go
somewhere quiet
so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and
absent. I asked him what was wrong-he said, "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply
smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior;
I don't know why
he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home I
felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to
do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV;
he seemed distant and vacant. Finally I decided to go
to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed and, to my
surprise, he responded to my caress and we made love,
but I still felt his thoughts were somewhere else. I
decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided
to confront him with the situation but he had fallen
asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell
asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that
his thoughts are with someone else

My life is a disaster.





His Diary:


Today the Eagles lost, but at least I got laid




IT'S SO TRUE!!!!!

*rim shot* ba-dum-bump