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| Topic: Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead o | |
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Anyone knows why?
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Instead of what.
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Instead of a snack tray?
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Instead of heavy weights, beats me.
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Instead of a commode ?
Instead of a parachute ? Instead of a will kit ? |
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Edited by
TxsGal3333
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Fri 01/13/17 08:05 AM
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Law of Gravity those things above you will not be easy to access they expect you know where your azz is so you can grab it and your flotation device~~~
Problem Solved~~~ 
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Ummm... because if they left them at the airport.. that would be a bit embarrassing..that is if your plane goes down over water..lol
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The airplane seat bottom IS the flotation device ...in case your plane crashes into any body of water... ya know, if you survived the crash..had the wherewithal to escape the crash with said seat bottom...
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead o
f methane collectors that suck out all the farts from the millions of daily passengers to help fuel the plane, reduce greenhouse gas emissions, reducing dependence on foreign oil? Because of government regulations enacted under Bush that Obama was too busy with Obamacare to address, thanks to lobbying by the airline flotation seat cushion and student loans PAC! That's why! |
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According to the FAA here's the scenario; plane loses all engine power and gently alights in middle of ocean, plane splits in half along perforated lines down center of fuselage, passengers hold on to seat bottoms and float on ocean like corks, rescue vessels arrive within minutes and scoop up all passengers in large fishnet, passengers are then transported to nearest airport to continue their journey.
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Because the sinking devices are too heavy for takeoff, that's why.
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