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Topic: When you die, would you rather be burried or cremated?
Mcobi927 Joined Sat 12/26/15 Posts: 177	Wed 01/11/17 02:03 PM
I perfer to be buried

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Wed 01/11/17 02:10 PM
When you die, would you rather be burried or cremated? I would prefer not to die. If it's an absolute necessity then I'd like to be frozen like Han Solo in Carbonite, then when I can be made youthful and eternal, to be thawed out by a hot chick that immediately makes out with me.

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Wed 01/11/17 02:15 PM
Neither. I am donating my body to science.

krissy55101 Joined Thu 12/01/16 Posts: 1163	Wed 01/11/17 02:16 PM
Doesn't matter to me, I will be dead

Hotstepper93 Joined Sat 01/07/17 Posts: 4	Wed 01/11/17 02:24 PM
I preferred to be cremated

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45396	Wed 01/11/17 02:26 PM
'Come on baby light my fire..'

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Wed 01/11/17 02:26 PM
I will be dead...I don't care. Put me in a Hefty bag. The people it matters to are the living

sybariticguy Joined Thu 09/27/12 Posts: 1639	Wed 01/11/17 02:30 PM
roll me up and smoke me Willie Nelson

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Wed 01/11/17 02:48 PM
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." -Woody Allen

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Wed 01/11/17 02:59 PM
Stuffed with a baboon which is stuffed with a lemur which is stuffed with a monkey then boiled with taters and carrots for soup. Real answer - won't care - I'll be dead.

IgorFrankensteen Joined Thu 10/01/09 Posts: 5444	Wed 01/11/17 03:20 PM
Stuffed with a baboon which is stuffed with a lemur which is stuffed with a monkey then boiled with taters and carrots for soup. Real answer - won't care - I'll be dead. I like this answer. If I somehow live on in spirit after the body dies, I just hope the folks remaining, find an inexpensive way to deal with it.

greeneyes148 Joined Fri 12/25/15 Posts: 5830	Wed 01/11/17 03:31 PM
I perfer to be buried I like the hot weather.. so.. burn me up

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Wed 01/11/17 03:40 PM
I wanna be wrapped in bacon at a redneck BBQ Use me for shark bait Cut me in half and have wood chipper races Stick wires in me and dip me in plastic naked and use me for a coat and umbrella rack Use me as a meat puppet in a stage play A volcano thermometer Hollow me out and see how many marbles fit inside Crash Test Dummy

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Wed 01/11/17 05:33 PM
Burnt to a crisp and scattered on the Atlantic. This way I hope to disperse and have time to stay in all those places I've visited but never had time to explore.

Unknow Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 1213	Wed 01/11/17 05:37 PM
I've told my family they can do what ever they want with my body when I'm dead because I won't need it anymore so I don't care.

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Wed 01/11/17 06:31 PM
Doesn't matter to me..

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Wed 01/11/17 06:38 PM
As Bugs Bunny sang while burying Yosemite Sam, "Bury me not on the lone prairie where the wild coyotes will howl on me."

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 01/11/17 06:40 PM
Buried face down, arse protruding above ground.. So the world can kiss it. Or use it for a bicycle stand.

RustyKitty Joined Fri 05/15/15 Posts: 1601	Wed 01/11/17 07:35 PM
which ever way is chosen, save your family the burden..make your plans and get your ducks in a row yourself...just sayin..

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Wed 01/11/17 07:39 PM
I have been burned enough already. Just bury me