There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of 'writing a letter.'

One day, Daddy said to his daughter, 'Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said, 'The red ribbon is coming out, not now.' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.

One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, 'Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.'

That makes u stop n think for a min.

lol. nice

lol

That was good!!!! Fifteen minutes to the next letter requesr.....

Very funny!

cute

Kinda funny, but it reminds me of something I read about in a relationship book once. One of the ways that they mentioned to help couples maintain a healthy sex life as to give one's partner the right of "first refusal."

That is to say you want to get off, you ALWAYS ask your partner first if they'd like to have sex. Only if they decline should you resort to masturbation. Apparently, a lot of couples get into the habit of pleasuring themselves just because it's more convenient.

damn ...........how wud ya like that
wrote by hand ..lmao

one of those death marriage xx yeah u gotta stop and think about that xxx