A research group at the University of Western Ontario conducted a study to determine why the head of a penis is larger than the shaft. After spending hundreds of thousands of dollars, during months of research, they concluded that the head of a penis is larger than the shaft, to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Scientists at the Queen's University questioned the findings and proceeded with their own study. After spending thousands of dollars, and after weeks of research, they concluded that head of penis is larger than the shaft, to give the man more pleasure during sex.
The research staff at the University of Waterloo thought both studies were incorrect. Spending twenty dollars for three days days of research, they determined that the head of a penis is larger than the shaft to prevent the man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead!

yea probably fed grants. What a waist of money. bastards, haha

ROFLMAO!!! Thats hilarious :)

you just have to have a good grip