He totally didn't. There i was, a good little virgin, sick as hell, wanting desparately to be in bed (alone!) and he was trying to be all slick. He did take his jacket off, at least, and that's where the puke landed. My God, you could not pay me enough to go back to high school....

i was trying really hard to hold my stomach after a night of drinking...i was alone in my best friend's house...he was at work and the fam when to pittsburg for the day...i got to the point where i couldn't hold it anymore but i didn't bend over in time i blessed his 1/2 bathroom...let's just say it was cleaner after i cleaned up my mess! i through his rug mat in the washer and i think i ripped it... lol

Being sick at someone else's house is the worst!

at least i was alone! lol...but nothing beat the time...and this only happened to me once...i woke up in the middle of the night after a night of drinking...i remember looking at the clock it said 6 am...1/2 hour before my parents had to be up....apparently i feel asleep on the bathroom floor...when i got back to my room the clock said 9:30...i slept for 3 hours! thankfully i have my own bathroom...but who knows if my mom knocked on the door or what i said to her b/c the vent was on!

i just realized a lot of these are drinking stories...i should probably slow down...lol

drunks puking is why i don't like being around alcohol.tired of babysitting the drunk f***ers that make @$$es of themselves and also end up ruining your night too.

my job essentially boils down to babysitting drunks - i mean, i swear that 85% of my calls involve some kind of intoxicant. so...monkey see....monkey do. i would slow down, but i don't wanna.

luckily, i'm not a big puker and when i do i'm lucky enough to be at home by a toilet...only once did i wake up w/puke next to my bed...and none of my friends have given me that problem either!

see, most of my drunken fiascos aren't even my fault - they are always my friends faults. i mean, if your girl gets up on the bar and starts dancing, what are you gonna do? can't let her be up there alone, she will be sad. and if she wants to do a shot, you have to do it with her - that's part of the Girl Code.

monkey see monkey do....

Shots...mmm..