Ed was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, "AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him........

stumped...lol

oh sorry...okay i'll take george clooney
george clooney - batman - chris o'donell

u can't repeat the actor/ress or the movie forts

jodie foster - panic room - forest witaker? (he was in it right? lol)

fairuza balk - water boy - kathy bates

i never heard of her so i'm sitting out this round

???

darn! she beat me...now what?

maggie gyllenthal - riding in cars with boys - drew barrymore

matt dameon - bourne identity - julie stiles

robert deniro - analyze that - billy crystal

9 1/2 months since we broke up but remain really great friends....and no we're not each other's booty calls!

ick! put that away!

is it let's get it on?

woo! i'll have a little beer shot pls!

is devon still here?

woah! we gotta pro over here!

his drinks will put u on ur bum...and hey are all clean...no artificial stuff here!

alleluijah!