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u have to squat! i squated... apparently there is a certain way u have to squat...who knew!
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i would have aimed for the wall and hoped for the best
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i love how we all have such fun peeing memories!
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i remember the time my friend and i went out and drank WAAAY too much - then we passed out in her bed. i woke up and everything was all wet and it took me about 15 minutes to realize i was sleeping in a puddle of her pee. so i woke her up and told her and we both just rolled onto the floor and passed right back out...
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cbf wins!! HAHAHAHA!!!
 (crying from laughter)
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and then there was the time my loser ex was very drunk and sleeping in our upstairs bedroom. he decided he had to pee but couldn't be bothered to go down the hall, so he opened the window and peed out of it. my truck was parked in the driveway directly below the window. man, i was mad as a bear....
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i remember when my cousin took about 10 motion sickness pills and got so relaxed he couldn't move.he had to pee and thought his closet was the bathroom,he ended up peeing on all the clothes his mom had washed that day.
ahh...those were the days.... |
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i was dating this girl and it was only our second date....i had to pee so bad we just got back from nyc and it was like 4:30 am...i went behind some garages while she covered me and the neighbors came out and saw me peeing...oh man...she just turned around and was like whatcha lookin at?! i was too embarassed to look so i just pulled up my panties and kept walking *i was wearing a skirt and i carry charmin to go in my purse for the record*
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i once did a traffic stop and the driver was only 16. apparently it was her first time getting pulled over and she was a little nervous. i took her license back to my unit to run it and when i got back she was crying. i told her to stop because i was letting her off with a warning - and then she said she was crying because she had peed her pants and she was on her way to a job interview...
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awww.....that's not funny...that's just sad!!! ur a lady cop?! mmm.....tease!
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i really did feel bad for her - but she was going like 20 over. i will never forget her scared little face - she's the only person who ever made me feel guilty for pulling them over! oh, except for the guy who's adorable little boy said from the back seat "please don't be mad at my dad".
and yes, i'm a cop....but i don't know about that "lady" part! |
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kids can ruin ur bad moods by softening ur heart! lol... my friend and i were going to lunch today when a "female"
 cop walked by and i asked her a question about the meters...i'm like ohhh...woman in uniform!! my friend who is straight couldn't help but roll her eyes and laugh...
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i remember when i first learned to drive,i drove my brother's '68 Ford truck through the back of our house but it didn't even put a dent in the truck,it just left a 4-5 foot hole in the back of the house
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i was having more fun w/the peeing stories jtev!
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i think i'm all out of peeing stories...that's sad
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okay....what's the next excrement on the list?
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well it went to cops and bad driving so i recalled another memory
. i would tell about another peeing memory but i would be cussed out and than banned if i did LOL. |
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yeah, no drama! just laughs! lol...
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i was really sick for my junior prom and i threw up on my date. and you know what the bad part is? he STILL tried to get laid later on...
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awwww!!!! the guy had no game! lol!!!
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