If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You


Jesus Loves You -- The Rest Of Us Think You're An Idiot.


Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!


Hang Up And Drive!


Where There's A Will... I Want To Be In It!


Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?


This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me


If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?


This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates


Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway


Honk If Anything Falls Off


He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest


He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Is Miles From The Next Exit


I Haven't Lost My Mind -- It's Backed-Up On Disk Somewhere

I knew there was a reason why I'm an ididiot!!!!

dont forget the new one

"Don't Taze me Bro !!"

:)

jesus is coming look bussy

if you can read this the ***** fell off

i dont drive fast i fly low

why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly

i love nature, green is my favourate

pull this off and ill call an ambulance

take a u turn and try again

horn gone, watch out for finger

wife in the back seat, rottwiller in the front

gass, ass, grass -- no free rides

go on hit me i need that insurance money

insured by mafia... you hit me we hit you

look bettr after shave and haircut

keep it your self i have my own baloon for your breathaliser

put your make up on at home or go to work ugly!

i may be drunk, ur ugly...ill be sober..baby the lord was partyin when you were made that way..

Horn broke, watch for finger

lol! I have the hang up and drive one!