If it didn't require any "paperwork"...you should be good.

Like Shriek says better out than in

There are bigger things to worry about than fluffing like starving kids, homeless people, death.
what next burbs?

Loool those little moments can be embarrassing.

According to a study, the smell of farts , or hydrogen sulfide, can have some incredible health benefits.

The study emanating from Devon, England, states that not only does farting help the farter live longer, but the smell of the farts can quell dementia. In addition to helping people remember your farting around them when they were younger, smelling farts could help with heart disease, diabetes, and even arthritis. The stinkier the better. The scientists say the risk of cancer, heart attacks, and strokes can be reduced by simply farting.
http://uproxx.com/life/farts-are-good-for-you/

Just a fart? Get ready there will be morning breath, smells, body odour, sweating, sniffing, picking your nose when you think no-ones watching, no make-up for the woman, bed hair, snoring and so much more. We are human and our bodies are made a certain way. This is where you find out what sought of foundation your relationship is built on, fantasy or reality.

I think you just scared me "single".

I work in an office and I heard my manager hold in his sneeze but his fart had other ideas yesterday.

Trumpets Of Jericho?

If you are in a relationship, especially if both of you are so closed. It doesn't matter at all, as other said it happens. The good thing to do is, make fun of it and laughed. So the person won't be embarrassed.

When you are alone in a forest.

Do your farts embarrass you?

You're a rapist.....
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Top feminist academics that have respectable diverse doctorates from medieval art, 6th century English to Women’s Studies gathered at the University of Toronto meeting center to discuss if human flatulence could be sexist.
Ashleigh Ingle a proud feminist and an anarchist argued that because of patriarchal gender norms women were not allowed to release gas in public because of men’s unreal expectations of women to be clean and feminine. Furthermore she articulated that if a woman was to fart in the presence of a man and the man responded by farting louder than the woman, than that would be rape.
“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”
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http://thewaterpipe.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/can-a-fart-be-misogynist/

Ummmm musical?? Ok...

I thought that was your snores I called musical since they kind of whistle.

Ya well as long as it doesn't sound like a war zone and the explosions are freely going off every few seconds... you should be fine. It's part of life.

Don't be embarrass jimmy as we said in Spanish "Es descanso del cuerpo" Is when your body relax. Lol we all do here and there.

I hope so too

Well they r not related to my relationship but you are right....burbs are disturbing

Exactly..but she didn't talk about it so I am feeling better now

Now that is a whole new study which I am not going to share with her...too much fart is not good for senses

Hope he has air freshener in his office

Well kind of