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If you are in a relationship, especially if both of you are so closed. It doesn't matter at all, as other said it happens. The good thing to do is, make fun of it and laughed. So the person won't be embarrassed. I understand that and I should have laughed but I was grasping for air. As it was the first time it happened it felt embarrassing. |
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When you are alone in a forest. Do your farts embarrass you? Why in forest? We have farting competitions in my house/office with friends but this is different. She is special and such things make it bit weird at first I guess...embarrassed to be specific |
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We have been in relationship for 6 months now and it is expected to always show a good side of yours in the early part of a relationship. Till now when ever I felt to cut loose, I use to go outside similarly she runs the tap water when she pees like this there are many other things which are the ugly side of a relationship which we avoid to show each other. I guess it must be the bad Chinese I ate, while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing. I apologised and we slept, morning we kissed and I drove back to my house. There was no discussion about it. Now I am not sure what to say and feel a bit embarrassed when ever we talk. Has anyone faced this kind of situation and how did you balanced the equation? You see, this is one of the big differences between men and woman. Woman go to lengths to try to hide the " deed".. running into another room.. turning water on.. making some sort of louder diversion Men.. well, we take pride in " letting it rip"... at times I clearly remember competitions.. and yes, pride in winning.. " taking home the gold" In my opinion, It should be a Olympic event I agree with you about olympic event and after the study that "fart is good for health" it makes more sense but still as I mentioned before she is different and special. In front of her it doesn't look like a gentleman to fart or abuse |
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We have been in relationship for 6 months now and it is expected to always show a good side of yours in the early part of a relationship. Till now when ever I felt to cut loose, I use to go outside similarly she runs the tap water when she pees like this there are many other things which are the ugly side of a relationship which we avoid to show each other. I guess it must be the bad Chinese I ate, while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing. I apologised and we slept, morning we kissed and I drove back to my house. There was no discussion about it. Now I am not sure what to say and feel a bit embarrassed when ever we talk. Has anyone faced this kind of situation and how did you balanced the equation? _______________ Top feminist academics that have respectable diverse doctorates from medieval art, 6th century English to Women’s Studies gathered at the University of Toronto meeting center to discuss if human flatulence could be sexist. Ashleigh Ingle a proud feminist and an anarchist argued that because of patriarchal gender norms women were not allowed to release gas in public because of men’s unreal expectations of women to be clean and feminine. Furthermore she articulated that if a woman was to fart in the presence of a man and the man responded by farting louder than the woman, than that would be rape. “By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.” _______________ http://thewaterpipe.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/can-a-fart-be-misogynist/ Oh I never knew that..but technically she didn't fart so no rape here but good thing to remember for future purposes |
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Ya well as long as it doesn't sound like a war zone and the explosions are freely going off every few seconds... you should be fine. It's part of life. It felt embarrassing but she didn't say anything so I am feeling better. Now I am searching a way to make her fart just to make it even... 
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Don't be embarrass jimmy as we said in Spanish "Es descanso del cuerpo" Is when your body relax. Lol we all do here and there. Hahaha...thank you and I am feeling better now....I am searching a way to make her fart just to make it even..
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Edited by
realcarebear
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Tue 08/23/16 09:04 AM
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OK so I'm telling on myself. The one and only time I "tooted" around my hubby it was pretty epic! I don't normally eat spicy and my stomach was pretty tore up. We were sitting on the beach playing a game with shells and some birds were feeding next to us. I leaned forward kinda fast and the pressure made me "toot" it was like gunfire! Hell i startled myself even the birds flew off! It was horribly embarrassing. He didn't just chuckle he LAUGHED! He still teases me about the birds.
 I've yet to hear him cut one. :-( he says he loves me anyway!
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Accident farts are one thing but I hate people that do them next to others on purpose.
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Just a fart? Get ready there will be morning breath, smells, body odour, sweating, sniffing, picking your nose when you think no-ones watching, no make-up for the woman, bed hair, snoring and so much more. We are human and our bodies are made a certain way. This is where you find out what sought of foundation your relationship is built on, fantasy or reality. Well right now I am in the magical period of the relationship where you get up early to brush your teeth and get back to bed for morning breath, use deo and other stuff for smells and odours, sweating & sniffing are fine. She goes without make up or hair do and looks extremely beautiful so no issues there and we both don't snore or snore loud enough. Once next step starts then secrets will come out and things will become more realistic |
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OK so I'm telling on myself. The one and only time I "tooted" around my hubby it was pretty epic! I don't normally eat spicy and my stomach was pretty tore up. We were sitting on the beach playing a game with shells and some birds were feeding next to us. I leaned forward kinda fast and the pressure made me "toot" it was like gunfire! Hell i startled myself even the birds flew off! It was horribly embarrassing. He didn't just chuckle he LAUGHED! He still teases me about the birds. I've yet to hear him cut one. :-( he says he loves me anyway!
ah..I can understand how you felt, mine was in bedroom still I felt embarrassed..you can make him cut one too just to make it even..search for a perfect spot first. |
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Ya well as long as it doesn't sound like a war zone and the explosions are freely going off every few seconds... you should be fine. It's part of life. It felt embarrassing but she didn't say anything so I am feeling better. Now I am searching a way to make her fart just to make it even...
Don't keep track of who's up on who in this category, just not worth it... Just let it be a part of the past and know if they are the one, it will happen in the future and if it's at a funny time, learn to laugh about it! (but don't do the war zone, just not cool unless you are showing a son how to be gross...  )
Otherwise you are way too serious about life... |
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First of all, that is funny. Now dont get me wrong im not laughing at you, im laughing with you. Get over it, in a couple of months yall will be laughing about it, if you dont kill her with your smell first.....
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Ya well as long as it doesn't sound like a war zone and the explosions are freely going off every few seconds... you should be fine. It's part of life. It felt embarrassing but she didn't say anything so I am feeling better. Now I am searching a way to make her fart just to make it even...
Don't keep track of who's up on who in this category, just not worth it... Just let it be a part of the past and know if they are the one, it will happen in the future and if it's at a funny time, learn to laugh about it! (but don't do the war zone, just not cool unless you are showing a son how to be gross... )
Otherwise you are way too serious about life... Yeah but...may be you are right..she didn't make fun of me anyway |
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First of all, that is funny. Now dont get me wrong im not laughing at you, im laughing with you. Get over it, in a couple of months yall will be laughing about it, if you dont kill her with your smell first..... Blame it on chinese. Actually she took me to that stupid place so next time I am choosing the place. |
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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Tue 08/23/16 01:00 PM
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Jimmy (twofarts) Roy
Hasn't she ever heard, it's better to bare the shame than bare the pain? 
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Edited by
babykris6c
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Tue 08/23/16 01:22 PM
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wear this everytime you're with her then
This is a Disposable Underpad that will apparently mask the scent of your farts. And it is to be worn inside of your underwear! http://www.likecool.com/Would_You_Wear_a_Deodorized_Fart_Pad--Other--Gear.html |
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I've heard that in some cultures burping after a meal is considered a compliment, so maybe farting after sex can be considered one too......lol
It's just a fart dude, in a relationship if that's the only thing you are worried about you should be happy, there are far worse things that could happen. 
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Note to self.. .. No Mexican food and drinks on a first date .
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Jimmy (twofarts) Roy
Hasn't she ever heard, it's better to bare the shame than bare the pain?
Not sure...haven't asked her John Nelson |
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