Three guys die in a major bus accident and they all go to the gates of heaven. When they arrive at the pearly gates, the Devil meets them instead of St Peter.

The Devil says to the men, "I am only allowed to let one of you three into heaven. I will choose the one who can ask me a question I cannot answer."

The first guy, a philosopher, stands puzzled for a while. "Ah ha!" he exclaims and asks, "Who was Pythagoras and what did he do?"

The Devil snaps his fingers and a whole bunch of books appear in front of the guy. After reading all the books, the Devil answers correctly and -- poof! -- the philosopher disappears to hell.

The second guy, a mathematician, asks the Devil to solve the most complicated equation ever. The Devil snaps his fingers and a whole bunch of books and papers appear in front of the guy. After working out the problem, the Devil answers correctly and -- poof! -- the mathematician disappears to hell.

The third guy, an idiot, asks the Devil to get him a chair and drill seven holes in the chair. The Devil hands the chair to the idiot, who sits on the chair and farts. He then asks the Devil, "Which hole did I fart through?" The Devil gives the idiot a dirty look and starts to think. The Devil replies the third one.




The guy says, "Nope!!! The one through my ASS"

i need to remember that the next time my boss asks me if i have any questions for him to answer.

I FOUND IT FUNNY
LOL SHEEPDOG

that great keep up the good jokes

GOT MORE COMING
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