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First time I was 4 and I thought gross boy germs..
When I was older.. Dang this is what I was missing I want more... |
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it's usually something about what i need to do next to get her pants on the floor... Hahahahaha, are you vying with phD for Nr1 position of biggest perv on Mingle? there's a competition? Well, sort of, Mr Smarty Pants... not on the same wavelength, cos you are after the girl's erm ... bits, he's simply trying to break the world record of Kleenex usage. another way to look at is that i'm trying to save the forests... so by trying to have sex with women I'm Eco friendly where he's not so much... |
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it's usually something about what i need to do next to get her pants on the floor... Hahahahaha, are you vying with phD for Nr1 position of biggest perv on Mingle? there's a competition? Well, sort of, Mr Smarty Pants... not on the same wavelength, cos you are after the girl's erm ... bits, he's simply trying to break the world record of Kleenex usage. another way to look at is that i'm trying to save the forests... so by trying to have sex with women I'm Eco friendly where he's not so much... An Eco warrior ... a smexy Eco warrior ... always intriguing. I'm all for environmentally friendly. *Why didn't I get out of that airport in Feb?* |
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it's usually something about what i need to do next to get her pants on the floor... Hahahahaha, are you vying with phD for Nr1 position of biggest perv on Mingle? there's a competition? Well, sort of, Mr Smarty Pants... not on the same wavelength, cos you are after the girl's erm ... bits, he's simply trying to break the world record of Kleenex usage. another way to look at is that i'm trying to save the forests... so by trying to have sex with women I'm Eco friendly where he's not so much... lol... a penny saved is a penny earned... |
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"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?" Yeah....I think about those things that make you go "Hmmmmmm!"
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The very first time... Slobber, there was lots of it.
Not mine. |
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Going Through My HEAD or my GUT?
THE LARGE HELPING OF PASTA I'D CONSUMED FOR DINNER EARLIER THAT NIGHT: PLUS[+] IN ADDITION TO THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF SWEET, CHEAP WINE I'D CONSUMED: * MY ONLY REAL THOUGHT WAS THE FEAR THAT I'D HEAVE THE DISGUSTING MIXTURE INTO PRINCE CHARMING'S OPEN-MOUTH... |
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This is gross... lol
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Whatever she does just don't swallow.. are bite her tongue..lol..
Oh I hope she doesn't stick her tongue all the way down my throat I have bad gag reflexes...lol |
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Going Through My HEAD or my GUT? THE LARGE HELPING OF PASTA I'D CONSUMED FOR DINNER EARLIER THAT NIGHT: PLUS[+] IN ADDITION TO THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF SWEET, CHEAP WINE I'D CONSUMED: * MY ONLY REAL THOUGHT WAS THE FEAR THAT I'D HEAVE THE DISGUSTING MIXTURE INTO PRINCE CHARMING'S OPEN-MOUTH... ahhh yes that stuff was like Kool Aid with a kick |
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that's the common feeling of first timers.....lol
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