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Dominic58 · 2016-04-19T20:51:45-07:00

After a man makes love to his girlfriend, what are the three little words that most terrify him. Nope They are: "Honey, I'm home!"

Topic: 3 little words.
Dominic58 Joined Mon 04/11/16 Posts: 38	Tue 04/19/16 08:51 PM
After a man makes love to his girlfriend, what are the three little words that most terrify him. Nope They are: "Honey, I'm home!"

maheshvanjari1 Joined Wed 04/20/16 Posts: 1	Wed 04/20/16 08:53 AM
ILU

JaiGi Joined Sat 11/16/13 Posts: 816	Wed 04/20/16 08:58 AM
forgot the pills.

37ko Joined Fri 03/11/16 Posts: 207	Wed 04/20/16 09:56 AM
go get tested

ErotiDoug Joined Wed 03/04/15 Posts: 1081	Wed 04/20/16 10:01 AM
* ( mail man quickly exits window )again !

JaiGi Joined Sat 11/16/13 Posts: 816	Wed 04/20/16 10:13 AM
"18 next week" mail man exits (not so quietly)

JaiGi Joined Sat 11/16/13 Posts: 816	Wed 04/20/16 11:24 AM
Mexican guy: "no more tequila?"

Twintidbits24 Joined Tue 07/28/15 Posts: 825	Wed 04/20/16 11:38 AM
Honey I'm Pregnant....

JaiGi Joined Sat 11/16/13 Posts: 816	Wed 04/20/16 12:57 PM
Imagine that, front door slams shuts & hears the voice "honey i'm home" she's under 18, forgot the pills & now happily pregnant mailman skips off worried child's DNA "will get tested" and there's no tequila left..

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Wed 04/20/16 10:32 PM
That was fast!