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| Topic: Dumping Intimate 'pleasures' or not? | |
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Toys for me .. I would keep .. Toys for him I would find another use For .. For instance Did you know **** beads are great for checking the amount of oil in your lawnmower.. Lmao Butt plugs make great door stops Penis pumps .. Can be used to unclog drains :-) Just use your imagination and a ton of bleach :-) and if he was a real tight *** you could use the butt plugs as a bottle stopper..... |
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Toys for me .. I would keep .. Toys for him I would find another use For .. For instance Did you know **** beads are great for checking the amount of oil in your lawnmower.. Lmao Butt plugs make great door stops Penis pumps .. Can be used to unclog drains :-) Just use your imagination and a ton of bleach :-)   Martha Stewart says to carve those butt plugs out of hard salami, to snack on, afterwards.
Stop, you're killing me.
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Actually on a more serious note .. I would like to know how crystal disposed of the said toys .. Silicone does not break down . I am now worried that somewhere in the Netherlands there is an ocean of floating jelly dongs . Always think about the environment... it may have been better to make a towel or hat stand out of them .. Laughing .. Assuming you have more than one that is :-) I'm sure it was given a proper burial...there may even have been a eulogy. |
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Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Tue 04/19/16 02:19 AM
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Actually on a more serious note .. I would like to know how crystal disposed of the said toys .. Silicone does not break down . I am now worried that somewhere in the Netherlands there is an ocean of floating jelly dongs . Always think about the environment... it may have been better to make a towel or hat stand out of them .. Laughing .. Assuming you have more than one that is :-) Haha, good point! -pun intended- 
I just chucked it in the rolly bin. But not to worry, it wasn't an entire collection. Maybe these days, with so many singles, we need dong-banks, right next to the bottle bank, plastic, paper and clothes disposal 
I promise I'll never do it again though! I really won't, I'm enjoying what I got way too much 
To make up for it, I'm buying silicone-free shampoo & conditioner. (just think of all the silicone that goes down the drain when millions of ppl wash their hair, ending up in our drinking water  )
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I usually try to keep her panties, to muffle the sounds of next woman that takes her place. 
You can use them too, if it fits you....economical...
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I usually try to keep her panties, to muffle the sounds of next woman that takes her place.
You can use them too, if it fits you....economical... I feel so naughty when I wear them, too.
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