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yo momma got a peg leg with a kick stand
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Yo momma house is so ghetto, when you open the cabinet, the (east) side
rats are having pitbull fights with the roaches from the (west) side! |
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Yo mama got an ADAMS APPLE!!
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yo momma so old She baby-sat for Pythagorus
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down." |
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yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone....
yo mama is so fat, she got on the scales and it said "To Be Continued".... yo mama's so hairy, Chewy said "DAMN!!!!" yo mama's nose is SO big, she can go bowling with her buggars yes..i know..last one was yuk lol |
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yo momma has so many teeth missing they look like a piano..
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Your Mama so fat there isn't enough flower to find the wet spot!!!
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Yo momma so loose she uses a hula-hoop and a garbage bag for a
diaphragm. |
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Yo mommas so fat we had to grease the doorway and put a tweenky on the
other side just to get her through. |
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Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
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YO MOMMA is so fat is looks like a meatball with legs..
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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