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JO mama so big when she bungie jumps she go straight to hell
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yo momma so fat when she walks her booty clap.
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yo mommma so old that Mel Gibson hired yo mama to offer insights on
what life was like with William Wallace |
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Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached
her waist they spelled "BouleVarD." |
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NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH! YA-MAMA-AAA AIN'T YA MAMA!
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Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns
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Yo mama's so nasty, when the conductor called, "All aboard!" she got on
all fours. Wait! hold up a wait a minute.. I'm the only mama authorized to say when and where the next stop is... |
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Congatulations, Yo momma just went platinum! She gets played morning,
noon and night... |
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you mama so fat her blood type is rocky road
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your mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing
we are family lol |
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YO MAMA SO FAT,SHE GOT STREACH MARKS ON HER TOUNGE.
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YO MAMA SO OLD THAT WHEN THE COPS PULLED HER OVER AND ASK HER FOR HER ID
SHE PULLED OUT A ROCK. |
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YO MAMA SO FAT THEY GOTTA FUCK HER IN SECTIONS.
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yo momma so fat that i fuck her all night long
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yo momma so stupid,she thought that menopause was a button on the remote
control. |
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Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M,
F and sometimes Wednesday too." |
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yo momma so fat she got more crack that bobby and withney,and thats alot
of crack. |
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Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
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Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22
twice instead. |
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you momma is like a snickers bas,she is full of nuts.
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