What are the best tricks to get rid of SOUVENIRS AND SOLITUDE??

Serious answers only

Silly rabbit!! don't you know trixks are for kids.. lol..jk..

A garage sale?
You get to sell the souvenirs and meet a bunch of new people that come by and try to haggle?


Why?
That ruins the fun.

Otherwise I might have said "The best trick to get rid of souvenirs and solitude is take classes to become an EMT.
Then ride around in an ambulance.
Throw souvenirs at attractive passersby, stop to treat their head wounds, take their wallets and say it must have fallen out somewhere back at the scene, fall in love with them in their deficient mental capacity."

Then I could spend the rest of my day thinking about going around throwing things at people in a big truck that goes "weeee ooooo weeee ooooo," not having to follow traffic laws, and petty larceny.

But now? I have to just think of "serious" answers.

Advertise the souvenirs for free.

Well, unless souvenirs and solitude is something like snakes and ladders, I'd say, who cares about the souvenirs? Leave them where they are, have a shower, get changed, go out and have some fun.
That'll sort out the solitude.

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Thank you very much Monsieur for your always "deep and serious responses"; you are so philosophical and colorful; a great "inspiration" to all users.

That's odd. I thought that tricks were for Johns.

* jazzinc sorry, But I thought you were going to tell us how to get good value for our money

Yeah. I want to receive good value for ErotiDoug's money.