getting woman tips

What are our options?

I mean if you're a "bad boy" telling you to be a nice guy would be pointless.
If you're a "nice guy" telling you to be a "bad boy" would be pointless.
If you don't believe men and women can be friends, telling you to develop "friends first" would be pointless.
If you want someone to date and not be a pen pal telling you to sit online and chat would be pointless.

So...which ways are you capable of going?

Or are you really asking:
"what's an easy formula, like a computer algorithm, you can just hand me, that can be used by any one regardless of age, sex, orientation, personality, culture, beliefs, etc. that I can use to guarantee I meet the girl I want and get her to feel about me exactly how I want her to feel about me?"

That doesn't exist.

Or are you really really asking: "I've been here 5 days. I'm not getting enough emails. I'm going to start a forum and see if any hot chicks, or friendly chicks (therefore potentially gullible to my online marketing schemes), will respond in a helpful manner, my ingenious plan is to pretend like I'm asking a question, but really I'm just trying to generate traffic and will respond to those I want that look at my profile or respond to my forum thread, so where da womenz at?"

^^^^^that's so on point! I could not have said it any better!

"Or are you really really asking: "I've been here 5 days. I'm not getting enough emails. I'm going to start a forum and see if any hot chicks, or friendly chicks (therefore potentially gullible to my online marketing schemes), will respond in a helpful manner, my ingenious plan is to pretend like I'm asking a question, but really I'm just trying to generate traffic and will respond to those I want that look at my profile or respond to my forum thread, so where da womenz at?"

first you need to get your act together.....hint women have built in radar...and

they test guys to see if they are what they claim they are....being congruent

with who you are is the first step.....

First and foremost: Be yourself (HONESTY). I find nothing more upsetting then being in a relationship and figuring I know someone - then finding out down the road (and a LOT of investment into the relationship) that they aren't the person I had fallen in love with afterall. You're not only wasting your own time, but hers as well.

Be secure: Security includes having a job (being able to take care of yourself) or at least have a goal in life; for example, I'm in school. Knowing what you want, and going for it shows her you're committed - and will allow a woman to have more trust in starting a relationship with you.

Take care of yourself - when you're physically and emotionally stable (we all have our issues, but knowing how to cope with them makes all the difference), you can then focus on taking care of her.

I'm sure there's a lot more to add. But those are my three top priorities in looking for a relationship.

Tip #1: Never tell her she has a sweet azz within 3.5 seconds of meeting her. Gotta build up to that. And also....hid that bulge in your pants.

Tip #2: Never say you are a Doctor, Lawyer, Pimp, Donald Trump....if you are gonna lie, say you have a job helping the homeless. Chicks dig that sympathy stuff.

Tip #3: Always brush your tooth before you meet her. Also, that comb over you think is rad......yeah....shave that stuff.

Tip #4: When speaking to her, never have your gaze focused on her boobs. I know this sounds crazy, but she does have a face.


These should help you in the beginning.

That'll be $2 dollars.

Lol great tips
Hiding the bulge.
That could explain the baggy pants in the beginning.

or why he does not stand up when you enter the room

Just send a penis pic, chicks dig that (p.s they also dig being called chicks, babe, hot stuff...especially in the first messages)

Are they going to ask us in court later what we said?

Ha ha ha ha....Nice One....Lolzzzz...So have you done this yourself???...just wondering

He he he....Couldn't agree more, very well said

Could also explain why he doesn't like swimming on the first date.

Don't try too hard !

There is a new invention now being tested to determine which way you should go if you want to find women...it is like a compass that will give you directions either to go North, South, East or West...and it is now being tested and just awaiting for results to come out.

I just wonder how long it would take for these guys to deliver the package with all the results in it from the Planet of the Apes....

You can try the original method.



You can also try a more-modern method.

Of course I haven't.....I am a nice guy.

I just go the "wives" store on 5th. Ave... Yep, right besides, Saks... There is quite a variety to get... But once you have been to level 5 without choosing one, you have to exit the store, and you will never be allowed back in... Just saying.. Enjoy the shopping...