Ode to a 'gator

Woke up feeling good with the gentle rain falling
that's when I heard the lemming girl calling
soft was the sound as she stripped off her clothes
all the way down to her red painted toes
I watched her while eating a breakfast of grits
as she googled and copied and pasted her bits
Tho' I hardly remember the night before
she kept on asking for a few copies more

Then I discovered she just wasted her life
as she teased my throat with an ol' switchblade knife
she scared me so bad , I had to change pants
when she asked me to do the wild google dance
so we monkied and twirled and we googled around
Then her hobnailed boots made a god awful sound
We danced out the door and on down to her pad
where we met up with her gun toting dad

Now here I sit some thirty years later
watching her slide down the throat of a 'gator
she was such a hottie with a burning red fire
now the inside of the gator is sure getting drier
she wasn`t a whore , just a googler for hire
now she and the 'gator are a funeral pyre
If I`d been brave and told her dad no
she may have googled a better way to go

Dry were my eyes and my heart it turned black
when I caught her googling behind my back
so with baldheaded grin and a sweet baked potater
and mashed lemming pie and a spicy tomater
I'll raise up my glass and rewrite the post
as her and the 'gator both turn into toast
so pour me some ol' whiskey river my friend
and we'll drink to those who survive to the end


copywrite M&B 19 October 2007
THE COPYING AND PASTING OF THIS WORK IN CERTAIN SITES IS GREATLY ENCOURAGED

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nice Mitchell hope to see more

I hope to be adding more soon, glad you enjoyed the Ode.

I enjoyed this, thank you for sharing

This is quite good...entertaining....and I get a giggle everytime I read this! Thanks for sharing Mitchell...ode is right on!

i wonder if this poor creature is talking about me??!!

i've never had a poem written about me...
really touching.

No this poem isn't about "anyone" in particular..unless you can identify with certain references and this is your own personal perception...perhaps you should be flattered then! lol

mmmuuuuahhhhhh!!!!

Welcome to the site Mitchell. Thanks for sharing.

Mitchell is a rare talent and hopefully here we can exploit all his many hidden talents for our enjoyment!

ArtGurl, haven`t we met in a past life, on another site?

Thanks for the welcome folks.

You can run but you can't hide
Here's the 'gator on the night he died

hey mitch
did you copy and paste this from cs

why do you ask?

you are looking good shorty

Will you marry me? You are a looker.

hell no,
You are too much of a sad bastard.
and you are too short, maybe thats why you have that chip on your shoulder.Or even both shoulders, to balance you out so to speak

But I love you just the same, come here sweet lips, give me a kiss

I would not let you touch me, even if I borrowed cantbetamed's