.....about where you are right now. Please avoid obvious sardonic quips like, "reading your poem/thread right now, dumbazz!" I can take constructive criticism, but not my own medicine.

Describe a moment. Here's my 30 minutes ago....

I was standing inside the shed (by name only) looking outward through the screen door. The sunshine was beaming through an unexpected opening in a pine 6 meters north by northeast (perspective not cardinal direction....How about "1 O'clock and UP?") from the front door FRAMED in a circle of branches.
Suddenly and only for a moment I felt "anxiety" to get my phone, camera in particular, modern world lifeline charging upstairs.....
But no. This was mine. Sorry no picture. You can only imagine.

Good one, farmer.

Describe a moment: this afternoon

I got an email from my daughter saying when and where we were going to meet for her birthday on Tuesday. She said we were going to watch the movie Deadpool staring Ryan Reynolds. I emailed back saying that that was good for me... and I said "Love ya." She emailed back saying "Love ya too, mom." My heart jumped with joy.

Earlier, I felt an urge. An urge I knew I'd felt before, and thus, an urge I felt pretty often. What was this feeling?
I then went to the supermarket and felt the feeling flare inside of me once more, but I was in dire need of power to restraint showing signs of the urge. Everyone knew though that something was up.
Once home again, I laid on my bed, yes, my mattress, with my comforters, and I then realized what my urge was... I was horny as hell and needed to release my love juice upon anything or anyone I would encounter. To no avail, there was no one to *** on in my house or outside because I'm not a pedo or anything, but sometimes you just really need that face to give the ultimate creampie. That said, I watched porn and released the biggest load I'd ever released! My toes were curling, my eyes rolled back, I drooled out the sides of my mouth with endless fidgeting as if I'd been tazed or something. And I felt pretty good that afternoon.... really good. Hope you enjoyed.

I understand op ... sometimes you want to feel ...
like I am the only one to feel this or see this ...
and just keep in your mind as your moment ...