i want to laught come on guys

YESSSS...

ME FIRST ME FIRST...

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his
arrogant preppy son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought,
"This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the
factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come
sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where
you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your
mother."

lol thanks

WAIT LOL...I"M NOT DONE YET ^_^ ANOTHER...

A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking
experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often
helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their
partner.

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too
open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally,
he came up with a plan.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He
got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his
pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his
eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while
you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes
ago."

ok heres a joke/


One night at the local bar a man sat loading up.He looked to the end of
the bar and noticed another guy sitting there wearing a navy
uniform.Well he could care less about the uniform,but what grabbed his
attention was that this guy had an extremely tiny head.He had broad
shoulders and his body height and weight was average,but his head was
smaller than a soccor ball.so after a few more drinks the man worked up
the courage to go sit next to the man with the small head.He sits down
and says "Hey buddy,just for the sake of friendly conversation,why is
your head so small"?The sailor replied,"Well you see 20 years ago I was
out to sea,and I noticed the strangest thing in the water,a fish of some
sort..I got a little closer and it was a mermaid,she was wounded and
desperate for help.So being the kind gentleman that I am,I nursed her
back to health.I took good care of her.When she was ok enough to return
to the water,she told me that she would grant me one wish...well it had
been a while since I had any action,so I asked her if I could bone
her...she said that she wasn't in the physical shape to do something
like that......and I just responded oh thats ok,how about a little head
then. The first man was sorry he asked.

both r funny

Thanks...I'm outtie...it's Football day and I need to relax...have fun
laughing...glad I could help ^_~

not a guy but u could laugh at some of the guys on here dont u think
babygurl ?

as well as some of the bots oh i mean ladies sry

well for me I think we all like to joke around,with friends who can take
a good ribbing once in a while...

now..."Wolfie! git offa "Bads'"leg boy! down!,sit!...G/Boy...

maaan,,,I asked ya to send him home if he gets in th way...?

hey sosimple were you referring to me with the laughing at guys comment
lol?

haha

werent you suppose to send me some pictures sexy wtf happened?

no

youre one very strange person (see I used person since no one knows what
you really are) lol

mine,mine alllll mine!

dude get a grip

lol