Topic: No Sex For You...Damn, I wish you had told me earlier | |
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Sometimes its just useless to discuss certain topics in advance, especially, if you are trying to go up a level or two.I remember the time, I was in hot pursuit of this rather charming young woman, and we were very agreeable on finance, housing and yup, vacationing topics. I asked the obvious next question, how often do you like to have sex...she replied, infrequently. Hmmmmm!!! all I said was...yup...Is that one word or two words? Got slapped on the head and she walked away, now I dont bother with all that...I Nike...yup like in Just Do it..... She didn't really slap you on the head did she and walk away? To me, it would seem to be a plausible query to ask about sex and even preferences ... btw, that's funny (two words, in frequently, ) Funny enough, she did slap me on the head, what I thought was a love tap, before she walked away. I guess she had a limited sense of humor or she presumed I was only interested in the sex part..(ha ha I was), and did not appreciate the next "plausible query"... |
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Sometimes its just useless to discuss certain topics in advance, especially, if you are trying to go up a level or two.I remember the time, I was in hot pursuit of this rather charming young woman, and we were very agreeable on finance, housing and yup, vacationing topics. I asked the obvious next question, how often do you like to have sex...she replied, infrequently. Hmmmmm!!! all I said was...yup...Is that one word or two words? Got slapped on the head and she walked away, now I dont bother with all that...I Nike...yup like in Just Do it..... She didn't really slap you on the head did she and walk away? To me, it would seem to be a plausible query to ask about sex and even preferences ... btw, that's funny (two words, in frequently, ) Funny enough, she did slap me on the head, what I thought was a love tap, before she walked away. I guess she had a limited sense of humor or she presumed I was only interested in the sex part..(ha ha I was), and did not appreciate the next "plausible query"... Maybe you got off easy in the long run. She could have had something in here hand at the time. [/quote Nope. No chance.. Nada.. I had already frisked her before we even sat down, so I know she was not packing.... |
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better be helluva lot of phone calls, and ooh baby I miss you's
and quite a bit of talking spending time together before that subject comes up for it if he is so bereft of manners that is gonna spew it out there as if he is putting his order in with a call girl he is more than welcome to take a flying leap in fact I will show him the door and what it feels like to have my boot up his azz and he can go back to doing the one handed mambo |
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better be helluva lot of phone calls, and ooh baby I miss you's and quite a bit of talking spending time together before that subject comes up for it if he is so bereft of manners that is gonna spew it out there as if he is putting his order in with a call girl he is more than welcome to take a flying leap in fact I will show him the door and what it feels like to have my boot up his azz and he can go back to doing the one handed mambo I really believe you mean it .....so certain men beware. Oh! ya...she means it...and I think I know who is being referenced.... |
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guess all ya wanna but no mystery man exists
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