(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.
(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Bond. James Bond.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Do you come here often?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

u are so wrong..

but hey they are soooo funny!

"Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. "

I'm gonna use that one LOL

My two favorites are:
"Do you wanna get a pizza and f***?"
when she says no..."what's the matter, you don't like pizza?"

and

"So you and I are totally getting freaky tonight, would you like to be there for it?"

here is a classic gentleman, throw me a life preserver, cause i am drowning in your eyes.

hahahaha. those are great. i love cheesey pick-up lines. =]

some of my faves are:

i lost my teddy bear. can i sleep with you instead?

i lost my number. can i have yours?

i'm no fred flinstone, but i can make your bedrock!

I like finishing men's pickup lines for them.

For instance:

A friend of a friend looks at me and get's real close, eyeing my chest. He says "I like you're shirt"

I look him in the eye and pout "Mmm hmmm and I bet it would look even better balled up on your floor!"

Haha